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Posted: 3/7/2005 8:10:25 PM EDT

From the maker of "clean-cut and I are in love" and "Bottlecaps" comes a thread so shocking, so extreme that it may not be safe for viewing by straight men!

Now, onto the thread.

I was messing around with my camera and took a picture of a pawn. When I looked at it I noticed the dust on it looked like hair.

So, I thought "hey! this pawn needs a face, hes gonna be a happy pawn!"

I then thought "nah, he'd look much better as a sad pawn!"

Something still didnt seem right, I thought... and thought... when it finally hit me!

He's GAY!

Fin.

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:12:07 PM EDT

[#1]

You officially have too much time on your hands. Creative, I'll give you that. But too much time on your hands.

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:13:40 PM EDT

[#2]

is that david hasselhoff???

I LOVE David Hasselhoff!

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:18:41 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
is that david hasselhoff???

I LOVE David Hasselhoff!

It sure is! Aint he secksay?!

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:21:25 PM EDT

[#4]

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:23:31 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Worst. Thread. Ever.

I am sorry sir if this thread does not suit your personal tastes, but please, could you be more constructive with your criticisms?!

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:23:41 PM EDT

[#6]

Did DaBunny get his Christmas Present yet?

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:24:06 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:26:47 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Did DaBunny get his Christmas Present yet?

It was ordered the thursday before last. I can provide you with the invoice I recieved. The shipping details were not given to me.

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:30:05 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
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Did DaBunny get his Christmas Present yet?

It was ordered the thursday before last. I can provide you with the invoice I recieved. The shipping details were not given to me.

Very well then.

Dust off your Chess set.

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:30:47 PM EDT

[#10]

Indeed.

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:32:49 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
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Did DaBunny get his Christmas Present yet?

It was ordered the thursday before last. I can provide you with the invoice I recieved. The shipping details were not given to me.

Very well then.

Dust off your Chess set.

The dust acts as hair.

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:44:00 PM EDT

[#12]

Yes, I suppose if the chess pieces were to be dusted off I could always draw the hair in...

How would you guys feel about an ongoing series about the life of Pawn?

There could be "Pawn goes to Chippendales", "Pawn gets waxed" and "Pawn and the knight"!!!

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:46:08 PM EDT

[#13]

I have some Firearms that need cleaning, you want to help Mr. Spare time?

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:47:08 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
I have some Firearms that need cleaning, you want to help Mr. Spare time?

Posted: 3/7/2005 8:48:39 PM EDT

[#15]

P0wned!

Posted: 3/7/2005 10:29:35 PM EDT

[#16]

Thanks, I no longer feel sorry about myself anymore!

Posted: 3/7/2005 10:31:45 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Thanks, I no longer feel sorry about myself anymore!

Glad I could help.

Posted: 3/7/2005 10:40:01 PM EDT

[#18]

It's not really gay untill it has a condom on it.

Posted: 3/7/2005 10:40:43 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
It's not really gay untill it has a condom on it.

Don't tempt him!

Posted: 3/7/2005 10:42:34 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
It's not really gay untill it has a condom on it.

Tag for the pic

Posted: 3/7/2005 10:58:52 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Did DaBunny get his Christmas Present yet?

YES!

An SOG PowerLock S60

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:01:20 PM EDT

[#22]

Bravo, Mr Floppy!!

Your finest work! Will you be doing Cannes?

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:08:39 PM EDT

[#23]

You're a Queen.

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:16:25 PM EDT

[#24]

THis thread succks

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:27:49 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
YES!

Hooray!!

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:30:02 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Did DaBunny get his Christmas Present yet?

YES!

An SOG PowerLock S60

I hope you like it man, so sorry about the delay.

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:40:06 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Yes, I suppose if the chess pieces were to be dusted off I could always draw the hair in...

How would you guys feel about an ongoing series about the life of Pawn?

There could be "Pawn goes to Chippendales", "Pawn gets waxed" and "Pawn and the knight"!!!

Your titles are too tame, how about "Pawn and the Black Knight!!! (Now your talking!!!)....

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:44:36 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
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Yes, I suppose if the chess pieces were to be dusted off I could always draw the hair in...

How would you guys feel about an ongoing series about the life of Pawn?

There could be "Pawn goes to Chippendales", "Pawn gets waxed" and "Pawn and the knight"!!!

Your titles are too tame, how about "Pawn and the Black Knight!!! (Now your talking!!!)....

The problem is my chess set isnt black and white, its clear and opaque.

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:48:27 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
The problem is my chess set isnt black and white, its clear and opaque.

You got something against black chess pieces?

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:49:27 PM EDT

[#30]

I'm laughing. I thought this day sucked, but I come home from work and find this waiting for me. Ahhhh, how refreshing.

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:50:39 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
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The problem is my chess set isnt black and white, its clear and opaque.

You got something against black chess pieces?

no... thats how it came... it was a birthday gift from awhile back

Posted: 3/7/2005 11:51:00 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 3/8/2005 12:02:55 AM EDT

[#33]

How about a surprised look?

Posted: 3/8/2005 12:03:23 AM EDT

[#34]

I can't believe I actually looked at this thread.

Posted: 3/8/2005 12:04:18 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
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The problem is my chess set isnt black and white, its clear and opaque.

You got something against black chess pieces?

no... thats how it came... it was a birthday gift from awhile back

Riiiiight!! I think maybe MisterFloppy is a little AFRO-phobic......

Posted: 3/8/2005 12:14:09 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
How about a surprised look?

Posted: 3/8/2005 12:20:06 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Quoted:
How about a surprised look?

members.cox.net/misterfloppy/surprisedpawn.jpg

Posted: 3/8/2005 12:26:48 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
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How about a surprised look?

members.cox.net/misterfloppy/surprisedpawn.jpg

Looks like Mr. Bill

Posted: 3/8/2005 12:28:18 AM EDT

[#39]

Posted: 3/8/2005 12:34:52 AM EDT

[#40]

You're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But I'm afraid promoting or supporting David Hasselhoff in any manner makes you European and that is unforgiveable.

Posted: 3/8/2005 12:56:35 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Did DaBunny get his Christmas Present yet?

That is the only reason I checked this out, is MisterFloppy going to be removed from the HOS now?

Posted: 3/8/2005 1:25:32 AM EDT

[#42]

How about two pawns fighting

?

Posted: 3/8/2005 2:12:34 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

How about two pawns fighting ?

possible

make me some pancakes

(get on aim)

Posted: 3/8/2005 3:05:31 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Did DaBunny get his Christmas Present yet?

That is the only reason I checked this out, is MisterFloppy going to be removed from the HOS now?

If Da_Bunny requests it. Whoever has the deal that puts them in can ask for them to be taken back out.

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