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2/17/2005 8:21:42 PM EDT
If you ever wondered what it would look like if 4 middle age guys with martial arts experience got together twice a week for a 3 hour ritual beating...wonder no more.

















Doesn't look fancy but at least the injuries are real.

Crap I forgot to wear Marpat.
2/17/2005 8:22:25 PM EDT
[#1]
red x's here
ETA: not anymore
2/17/2005 8:22:40 PM EDT
[#2]
It's like BumFights with martial arts.
2/17/2005 8:24:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Why is everyone against the black guy?
2/17/2005 8:26:08 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Why is everyone against the black guy?



"Beat a negro" night.

Actually my digital batteries went out early on in the rotation.

You start out with each person fighting everyone and take turns.

Then we do sorta "king of the hill" where you remain in until you are beaten and then the next guy comes in.
2/17/2005 8:29:26 PM EDT
[#5]
You did a good job of keeping the beer cans our of the pictures.
2/17/2005 8:32:06 PM EDT
[#6]
You might want to find something softer than concrete to do that on.
2/17/2005 8:35:23 PM EDT
[#7]
1st rule of fight club....
2/17/2005 8:36:16 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm guessing you're the white guy in the white shirt.

Looks fun.
2/17/2005 8:37:37 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
It's like BumFights with martial arts.




+1 .... LoL

I'm not seeing a whole lot of "Martial Art prowess" here.
2/17/2005 8:38:14 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
I'm guessing you're the white guy in the white shirt.

Looks fun.



Everone be knowin I be black.
2/17/2005 8:38:15 PM EDT
[#11]
"having a picture of you on the internet with black pants and shoes but white socks: priceless"
2/17/2005 8:39:12 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It's like BumFights with martial arts.




+1 .... LoL

I'm not seeing a whole lot of "Martial Art prowess" here.



Yeah real stuff just ain't as pretty without choreography.
2/17/2005 8:53:24 PM EDT
[#13]
which one is you SteyrAUG?
2/17/2005 8:55:35 PM EDT
[#14]
so do your magical ninja like powers eminate from your awesome stylish bald spot?

sorry, I had to
2/17/2005 8:59:22 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
which one is you SteyrAUG?




He would be the grey haired one.
2/17/2005 9:09:28 PM EDT
[#16]
Yes.
We weren't exactly "Martial Artists" by any stretch, but
Back in the days when we were 16-18 we would "Kung-Fu"  each other
for fun.  We'd try not to hit each other in the face, but someone would always get
a split lip.

It's alotta fun when you pair up in an elevator and go all out!
2/17/2005 9:11:59 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
It's like BumFights with martial arts.



+1 .... LoL

I'm not seeing a whole lot of "Martial Art prowess" here.



Maybe you can take come pictures of your next fight and show us what Martial Art prowess looks like...

My boss is funny.  He teaches Iado, and he likes to throw fake punches & kicks at me to show how cool he is.  Today I just stood firm and met his (nearly simultaneous ) punch and kick, barely shifting forward a couple inches as he made contact.  Nothing aggressive at all, never touched him with my hands.  He fell backwards over a desk.    He was pissed because there were a couple other people in the room and he looked like an idiot.  Everybody else swears he just bounced off me; you can't catch the good stuff on film.  

Looks like good exercise, SA.  
2/17/2005 9:14:32 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
so do your magical ninja like powers eminate from your awesome stylish bald spot?

sorry, I had to



That bald spot is how I channel my super secret chi and harmonize with the powers of the universe.
2/17/2005 9:16:07 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
It's like BumFights with martial arts.



+1 .... LoL

I'm not seeing a whole lot of "Martial Art prowess" here.



Maybe you can take come pictures of your next fight and show us what Martial Art prowess looks like...

My boss is funny.  He teaches Iado, and he likes to throw fake punches & kicks at me to show how cool he is.  Today I just stood firm and met his (nearly simultaneous ) punch and kick, barely shifting forward a couple inches as he made contact.  Nothing aggressive at all, never touched him with my hands.  He fell backwards over a desk.    He was pissed because there were a couple other people in the room and he looked like an idiot.  Everybody else swears he just bounced off me; you can't catch the good stuff on film.  

Looks like good exercise, SA.  





[moves up a couple notches on office totem pole.....]
2/17/2005 9:19:32 PM EDT
[#20]
When suddenly we were attacked by this guy...



2/17/2005 9:25:23 PM EDT
[#21]
SteyrAug, I think you are cool guy.  But I gota ask a question.  

Are you sporting a rat tail?  

Come on brah, you own several full auto MP5's
2/17/2005 10:05:55 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
1st rule of fight club....



YOU DONT POST PICS OF FIGHT CLUB!!!  




WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?????    You post Video clips.     Looks like fun!

 <----3 crackas and a black dude.  Your gonnana have Jesse Jackass protesting out front.
2/17/2005 10:07:30 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
SteyrAug, I think you are cool guy.  But I gota ask a question.  

Are you sporting a rat tail?  

Come on brah, you own several full auto MP5's



Yeah, it sticks out when I buzz my hair down short. It's a holdover from several years ago that I never got rid of. Kinda a gaijin topknot.
2/17/2005 10:07:52 PM EDT
[#24]
begging.......to......be........photoshopped........
2/17/2005 10:09:15 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
1st rule of fight club....



YOU DONT POST PICS OF FIGHT CLUB!!!  




WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?????    You post Video clips.     Looks like fun!

 <----3 crackas and a black dude.  Your gonnana have Jesse Jackass protesting out front.



It would be easy enough but I'd have to find someone willing to host them. And Jesse can come play anytime.
2/17/2005 10:09:46 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
SteyrAug, I think you are cool guy.  But I gota ask a question.  

Are you sporting a rat tail?  

Come on brah, you own several full auto MP5's



Yeah, it sticks out when I buzz my hair down short. It's a holdover from several years ago that I never got rid of. Kinda a gaijin topknot.



shave it off.  its not 1984 anymore.

just trying to help you get more stinky finger
2/17/2005 10:10:21 PM EDT
[#27]


Holy crap! Is that a noose hanging from a tree in the background!?

I think you caught a hate crime on tape!
2/17/2005 10:16:14 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
SteyrAug, I think you are cool guy.  But I gota ask a question.  

Are you sporting a rat tail?  

Come on brah, you own several full auto MP5's



Yeah, it sticks out when I buzz my hair down short. It's a holdover from several years ago that I never got rid of. Kinda a gaijin topknot.



shave it off.  its not 1984 anymore.

just trying to help you get more stinky finger



Well couple things:

1. I'm married

2. I don't worry about if other people think I'm cool or not.

#2 Should be obvious from this post.
2/17/2005 10:19:57 PM EDT
[#29]
Lets see the injuries!
2/17/2005 10:25:13 PM EDT
[#30]
We used to get together for stuff like this all the time. When I was 12.
2/17/2005 10:25:24 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Lets see the injuries!



Actually I didn't get too dinged up tonight.

Couple jammed fingers, a few shin on shin clashes and a nice shoe burn up the side of my torso is about it.
2/17/2005 10:30:31 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm sure your neighbors are plussed.
2/17/2005 10:32:20 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
SteyrAug, I think you are cool guy.  But I gota ask a question.  

Are you sporting a rat tail?  

Come on brah, you own several full auto MP5's



Yeah, it sticks out when I buzz my hair down short. It's a holdover from several years ago that I never got rid of. Kinda a gaijin topknot.



shave it off.  its not 1984 anymore.

just trying to help you get more stinky finger




Thats bullshit.  Anybody who posesses a vast array of weaponry, is skilled in armed and hand to hand combat, has 20784 mostly excellent posts, can kick your ass, AND talk me out of buying a CETME has EARNED the right to wear his hair any damn way he pleases.  

Steyr could wear a Don King dew and STILL be twice the man you are.  

Quit tryin to punk a brotha out shizzle.
2/17/2005 10:35:05 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
SteyrAug, I think you are cool guy.  But I gota ask a question.  

Are you sporting a rat tail?  

Come on brah, you own several full auto MP5's



Yeah, it sticks out when I buzz my hair down short. It's a holdover from several years ago that I never got rid of. Kinda a gaijin topknot.



shave it off.  its not 1984 anymore.

just trying to help you get more stinky finger




Thats bullshit.  Anybody who posesses a vast array of weaponry, skill and knowledge of guns and martial arts, 20784 mostly excellent posts, can kick your ass, AND talk me out of buying a CETME has EARNED the right to wear his hair any damn way he pleases.  

Steyr could wear a Don King dew and STILL be twice the man you are.  

Quit tryin to punk a brotha out shizzle.



You're not Steyrs troll account are you?


eta:
2/17/2005 10:39:47 PM EDT
[#35]
Of course I'm not Steyre's troll account, but I do want to add that I hate those kitchen table dealers with their $15.00 transfer fees.  Oh, and Century Arms  sucks......
2/17/2005 10:41:39 PM EDT
[#36]
Looks like Capt. Dreadlocks got his ass handed to him pretty quick.

That being said, he'd probably mop the floor with me.
2/17/2005 11:06:49 PM EDT
[#37]
www.sublimedirectory.com/basement/media/kimbo.wmv
2/18/2005 3:59:52 AM EDT
[#38]
Yeah, that's OK, I guess. We used to use Crochet Mallets (sp?) and duct tape. We weren't much into martial arts.
2/18/2005 4:18:22 AM EDT
[#39]
Hey steyr?

Why not get some pads? Take the shoes off, get soem pads and a nice are to fall in. Looks like fun. And you dont have to pay anyone for the use of their dojo.
2/18/2005 8:19:44 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Hey steyr?

Why not get some pads? Take the shoes off, get soem pads and a nice are to fall in. Looks like fun. And you dont have to pay anyone for the use of their dojo.



We have all that stuff too but every so often go for more reality based training. If you get into a real fight there will be no pads or soft surfaces to fall onto. Being able to hit manage real impacts and hit the pavement without serious injury are things that keep you in the game.
2/18/2005 8:20:46 AM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
Looks like Capt. Dreadlocks got his ass handed to him pretty quick.

That being said, he'd probably mop the floor with me.



He can fight. But he did take the best shot of the night, just got his clock cleaned.