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2/15/2005 10:04:23 PM EDT
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Guys,

I am having sex with a woman for a week at a time who comes in from out of town once a month. She is married and her husband is infertile. She is petite and very good looking. She would like to have two children.

So far, we have tried for several months but I haven't been able to get her pregnant. She is looking for one more guy to help increase her chances when she comes into town.

A few things: There will be only one other man picked - you must be able to prove you are both ddf and fertile - and you must not whine about having to go through a little to prove it. You should be attractive and in good shape.

Yes, this is for real, but again - only one guy will be picked. You should also be the clean-cut type.
2/15/2005 10:05:19 PM EDT
[#1]
its a sign dude
congrats, you're finally going to get laid
2/15/2005 10:05:57 PM EDT
[#2]
The mystery man returns!
2/15/2005 10:07:20 PM EDT
[#3]
Go for it dude!
2/15/2005 10:07:25 PM EDT
[#4]
It says "clean-cut type", not "clean-cut himself." Sorry pal, they're looking for someone who is like you, but not you.
2/15/2005 10:07:30 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
its a sign dude
congrats, you're finally going to get laid


got my AR, that says he doesn't.
2/15/2005 10:08:25 PM EDT
[#6]
Sounds like a girl you would like to bring home to your mother
2/15/2005 10:08:40 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
It says "clean-cut type", not "clean-cut himself." Sorry pal, they're looking for someone who is like you, but not you.



They must not know him very well.
2/15/2005 10:09:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Wow, Anyone can get laid!...all it takes is lots of time, money, and an insane woman.
2/15/2005 10:10:38 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Wow, Anyone can get laid!...all it takes is lots of time, money, and an insane woman.





I beg to differ
2/15/2005 10:11:09 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Wow, Anyone can get laid!...all it takes is lots of time, money, and an insane woman.





proof:
2/15/2005 10:11:44 PM EDT
[#11]
Goddammit. some-motherfucking-body just HAD to ask where he was and all of a sudden he comes back. Like rubbing the fucking lamp on a post-whoring genie.
2/15/2005 10:12:39 PM EDT
[#12]
C_C, you should:
2/15/2005 10:12:47 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Goddammit. some-motherfucking-body just HAD to ask where he was and all of a sudden he comes back. Like rubbing the fucking lamp on a post-whoring genie.


My thoughts aswell.
2/15/2005 10:14:58 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Goddammit. some-motherfucking-body just HAD to ask where he was and all of a sudden he comes back. Like rubbing the fucking lamp on a post-whoring genie.


My thoughts aswell.



Hey, man, I got three more topics to post tonight, and YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
2/15/2005 10:15:41 PM EDT
[#15]
Did he just say "OMG!"???
2/15/2005 10:15:53 PM EDT
[#16]
I got a little idea,

Lets start another one of these



2/15/2005 10:16:09 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Did he just say "OMG!"???



Like, totally.
2/15/2005 10:17:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Wow, Anyone can get laid!...all it takes is lots of time, money, and an insane woman.





I beg to differ



I'm very sorry to hear that.  




I guess I must now revise my strategery......
2/15/2005 10:17:47 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
I got a little idea,

Lets start another one of these





2/15/2005 10:17:56 PM EDT
[#20]
Are you sure it wasn’t a guy who had a sex change?  Yep good luck getting her pregnant.
2/15/2005 10:18:16 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I got a little idea,

Lets start another one of these






2/15/2005 10:24:03 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Goddammit. some-motherfucking-body just HAD to ask where he was and all of a sudden he comes back. Like rubbing the fucking lamp on a post-whoring genie.


My thoughts aswell.



Hey, man, I got three more topics to post tonight, and YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.


YUP, i am going to like every single one of them, just like you have gotten laid in the last 30 years.
2/15/2005 10:24:35 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Wow, Anyone can get laid!...all it takes is lots of time, money, and an insane woman.





I beg to differ



I'm very sorry to hear that.  




I guess I must now revise my strategery......


Ya, me too.
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