Posted: 6/21/2001 6:50:08 PM EDT
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Yup, that IS ms. Cleo, and she told me about that day at the range: "DAMN it mon, dat Mcgrowin' grass be sellin' som boom ass weed! Me didn have enuff money af-ter buyin' me a big ole sack of it ta get some fine shootin' glasses, but deez an some cotton in me ears be workin' jus dandy! Hey, who be puttin' two udder targets out in me field!" |
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or.... "Who da F#@k turned da damn lights off?" or... "Anybody see my weed? I can't find my damn weed...!!!" or.... "The guy at the 7-11 told me that everything would be in 3D if I put these glasses on...." or... "Damn this is a good disguise I bet no one even knows I'm Whoopie Goldberg..." or... "These new glasses are cool! I wonder what my Uncle will get me for my 17th birthday?" |
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Quoted: [i]"Sadly, for Whoppi Goldberg, there is no cure for glaucoma."[/i] [b]AND... The Winner is: [red]"Sadly, for Whoppi Goldberg, there is no cure for glaucoma."[/red][/b] (you can also substitute: Oprah Winfrey) BTW - Here is mine: "The Apple Grove, NJ D.A.R.E. officer dons her x-ray glasses before lecturing to the students." (inside joke -- only Tony Soprano and his "posse" would understand) |