Posted: 1/21/2005 7:07:44 PM EDT
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(1) What is the ONLY word in the entire English language that is ALWAYS pronounced incorrectly? (2) Two hours ago, it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning. So, what time is it NOW? (3) Use the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 one time each in this multiplication problem to make a correct answer. ?? times ? equals ??? Fill in the numbers, in any order. (4) What has eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, and a nose like a cat but is NOT called a cat? (5) What is it that was yesterday before it was tomorrow? (6) Who has the largest family in American history? (7) Why are so many dogs called "Spot"? (8) Take away my first letter and I remain unchanged. Take away my second letter and I am still the same. Even if you take away the LAST letter, I remain the same. What am I? (9) Who earns his living without ever doing a day's work? (10) Why would a skier take only one ski with him to go skiing? (11) What weighs nothing, but you still can't lift it? (12) What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? (13) What kind of a driver never drives at all? (14) What would give you the power to see through brick buildings? Answers coming soon Sgatr15 |
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Answers below THE ANSWERS: (1) incorrectly (2) nine p.m. (3) 54 x 3 = 162 (4) a kitten (5) today (6) George Washington, the father of our country (7) because that is their NAME (8) the mail carrier (9) a person who works at night (10) because there was only one foot of snow (ll) a shadow (12) swimming trunks (13) a screwdriver (14) windows SGatr15 |
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(1) What is the ONLY word in the entire English language that is ALWAYS pronounced incorrectly? liberry (library) (2) Two hours ago, it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning. So, what time is it NOW? 9pm? cause 2 hours ago would be 7pm which is 6 hours after 1pm and 6 hours before 1am (3) Use the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 one time each in this multiplication problem to make a correct answer. ?? times ? equals ??? Fill in the numbers, in any order. (4) What has eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, and a nose like a cat but is NOT called a cat? Spot (5) What is it that was yesterday before it was tomorrow? Today (6) Who has the largest family in American history? dunno, but I bet they're on welfare (7) Why are so many dogs called "Spot"? because that's their name (8) Take away my first letter and I remain unchanged. Take away my second letter and I am still the same. Even if you take away the LAST letter, I remain the same. What am I? 3 letters shorter (9) Who earns his living without ever doing a day's work? someone who works at night (10) Why would a skier take only one ski with him to go skiing? he lost a leg in a boating accident? (11) What weighs nothing, but you still can't lift it? a fart (12) What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? big turds floating in the ocean (13) What kind of a driver never drives at all? backseat driver (14) What would give you the power to see through brick buildings? a window |
 Good answersThanks Sarge |
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If a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands butter side down, what happens when you strap toast butter side up to the back of a cat and drop it. If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, why practice? What is the point of a stapler in a dinner pic? |
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Three salesmen stop at a motel and find only one vacancy. They agree to share the one room and each pays $10 ($30) Later, finding that he has charged them too much the desk clerk sends them a $5 refund. The bellboy, seeing a problem dividing the $5 by 3 takes $2 for himself and gives the men $1 each. The men who chipped in $10 each now have a $1 refund making their investment $9 each. $9 X 3 = $27 + $2 kept by the Bellboy = $29 Where is the other dollar? |
1) incorrectly 2) 11:07 EST 3) 4) dead cat 5) the present 6) 7) 8) 9) 3rd shift 10) It's a spare 11) gravity 12) The scariest animal alive. "A shark riding on a elephant, trampling and eating everything in it's path." Jack Hannah 13) screwdriver or diskdrive 14) .50 BMG |
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No missing dollar. Out of the $30, $25 went to the clerk, $2 went to the bell boy, and $1 each went to each of the 3 men. Which equals $30 SGtar15 |
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I got that part, but can't find the stupid math trick that makes it read right. I am assuming it has something to do with the "investment" by the guys and the raw number for the bellboy... |
