Posted: 6/19/2001 8:15:59 PM EDT
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Sorry guys. Don't want to start another this vs. that round of threads. But.... The average price of a casket seems to be about 3 grand for a run of the mill box. A very nice gun safe runs about the same. I am thinking of being buried in my gun safe and saving the money. The only problem is my safe is rated at 1620 degrees for 45 minutes. I think I need a longer time period. What do y'all think? |
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Quoted: I am thinking of being buried in my gun safe and saving the money. The only problem is my safe is rated at 1620 degrees for 45 minutes. I think I need a longer time period. What do y'all think? Think they will run a 110v cord out to your grave to run your Goldenrod with ?? [0:)] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." |
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Originally Posted By garden weasel: Your frugality will be inherited by your eldest male offspring. He in turn will sell your body to science for $800.00. Upon receipt of the cash, he will then buy a new gun to put in his $3000.00 gun safe. LMAO! Can you really get $800 for a body? I thought you donated it to science - but maybe you can tax deduct it as a charitable donation. When I die I want my rotting corpse mailed to someone I don't like. Imagine how awful it would be to receive a big box and find a body in it. Hahahaha - I can't wait. Okay, I can wait a little. [:D] |
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leadfly Member US 68 Posts Posted - 06/20/2001 : 00:15:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry guys. Don't want to start another this vs. that round of threads. But.... The average price of a casket seems to be about 3 grand for a run of the mill box. A very nice gun safe runs about the same. I am thinking of being buried in my gun safe and saving the money. The only problem is my safe is rated at 1620 degrees for 45 minutes. I think I need a longer time period. What do y'all think? ROTFLAMAO!!!!!! I'll probably see you there! |
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You might not have to worry about it. I heard an engineer was sent down "there" by mistake and now the whole place is air conditioned with running water too. Apparently when St.Peter noticed the mistake he requested that the engineer be sent to heaven and the devil refused. St Peter threatened to sue until the devil asked him where he was going to get the lawyer!![:D] Sorry..couldn't resist. All the members that are lawyers feel free to post a guard joke.[:)] |
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Quoted: Sorry guys. Don't want to start another this vs. that round of threads. But.... The average price of a casket seems to be about 3 grand for a run of the mill box. A very nice gun safe runs about the same. I am thinking of being buried in my gun safe and saving the money. The only problem is my safe is rated at 1620 degrees for 45 minutes. I think I need a longer time period. What do y'all think? The heat rating is irrelavant anyway. Ol' Scratch can just borrow a Plasma Cutter from BATF's JackBoot Thug Dept.! |
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Quoted: I'm leaving instructions for my son, that when my time comes not to spend a dime on "arrangements" just role me out of the car into a ditch on a country road someplace. Then (and only then) will I let the government "take care of me". I LIKE IT! I don't have any religious beliefs really, and don't think I'm worth taking up valuable real estate when I'm friggin dead so this method of diposal would suit me just fine. Give a F#ck off to the man one last time. They have to do an autopsy for something like that make em waste even more dough, and countless man hours they'd launch a police investigation after it was noted that body was found with two ammo cans full of stripper clipped .223, and another two ammo cans full of trojan magnums (with pleasure dots) just to make em wonder. Could probably posthumously-f3ck the whole system for 200 grand or so.[xx(] |