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1/16/2005 8:57:26 AM EDT
I got blue falconized badly last night, anyways I was drinking with my buddy, i am feeling pretty good and a couple girls approach me and my friend anyways we start talking and the one girl says you look really familiar...

My friend then hits up the latrine

So then I say yeah, you go to XX Preppy upper class rich girl college right? Thats where I know you from right.

A little insight I dont go to that college but I have found in this part of town I would be and have been looked upon as a loser for just going to the normal University.

Anyways I am making some progress and sweet talking her, Of course she thinks she is a scholar even though she is just a dumb liberal, and I use that to my advantage, Wow you really understand how politics work in this country

So I hit up the latrine and when I come back my friend is sitting their telling her that I never went to that college and that I go to the poor mans college, well it made for a awkward situation to say the least, good thing I was totally wasted

That was pretty low, on his behalf I did allow his seat to get stolen by another friend who was barely concious.
1/16/2005 9:01:19 AM EDT
[#1]
Damn you got punked That really is low, the man code dictates he was out of line.
   But on another note have you noticed how dumb the average liberal college girl is? They have the world figured out, because they have taken a few poli sci classses and the professor says its bush's fault.
  In my experience next time you see that girl she will want you badly, they seem to love guys who lie, steal and cheat on them
1/16/2005 9:09:28 AM EDT
[#2]
damned for friends, I'd of choked him out and put some boot leather to his ass, unless of course I  got the girl, then would have just let him off with a stern warning.
1/16/2005 11:45:59 AM EDT
[#3]
better off without her
1/16/2005 12:08:05 PM EDT
[#4]
So you're a liar and got busted, but its your friend's fault? Ever considered telling the truth?
1/16/2005 12:16:15 PM EDT
[#5]
So you waited until he passed out and wrote "BF" on his forehead with a magic marker?
1/16/2005 12:18:03 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
So you're a liar and got busted, but its your friend's fault? Ever considered telling the truth?



Friend, if I am trying to pick up a drunken college girl in a bar, she'll be lucky to even learn my real NAME.

1/16/2005 12:35:00 PM EDT
[#7]


So you got cock-blocked after lying your ass off, to try and get a piece of tail ?


I hafta admit, I find that kinda funny and ironically, with a bit of poetic justice tossed into there to boot ! haha

Hope you can see that too, and laugh at yourself a little   Life's short brother !


1/19/2005 10:39:17 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

So you got cock-blocked after lying your ass off, to try and get a piece of tail ?


I hafta admit, I find that kinda funny and ironically, with a bit of poetic justice tossed into there to boot ! haha

Hope you can see that too, and laugh at yourself a little   Life's short brother !





Thats not funny thats SAD!
1/19/2005 12:32:48 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So you're a liar and got busted, but its your friend's fault? Ever considered telling the truth?



Friend, if I am trying to pick up a drunken college girl in a bar, she'll be lucky to even learn my real NAME.




LOL probably not a bad tactic.
1/19/2005 12:34:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Bravo Force never sleeps.
1/19/2005 9:45:43 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Bravo Force never sleeps.



yeah always there to get ya.
1/19/2005 9:47:16 PM EDT
[#12]
Time to figure out a way to get even