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1/11/2005 10:28:56 AM EDT
Everyone please save your ears and sign this petition, if not for your ears then just for the hell of it.Stop Ashley Simpson
1/11/2005 10:34:41 AM EDT
[#1]

To:  Geffen/DGC Records & JT Simpson Entertainment

We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again.

She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic.

We are so sickened by her "performing" that we are taking this opportunity to demand that she stop.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned




1/11/2005 10:36:49 AM EDT
[#2]
what is her stance on guns?
1/11/2005 10:45:22 AM EDT
[#3]
While I may detest her singing and am sick of seeing her I would not "sign" such a petition.  She still has a right to produce whatever kind of "music" she wants.  If you don't like it then don't listen.  If somebody doesn't like my owning of firearms then fine, leave me alone and go about your business.  Same thing with Ashley Simpson, let it play out and she'll disappear into the ether eventually.  MJD
1/11/2005 10:46:00 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

To:  Geffen/DGC Records & JT Simpson Entertainment

We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again.

She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic.

We are so sickened by her "performing" that we are taking this opportunity to demand that she stop.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned







1/11/2005 10:46:17 AM EDT
[#5]
Done.

Can't abide lip syncers
1/11/2005 10:48:34 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Done.

Can't abide lip syncers



I agree, I bet later on we'll find out it was a 4400 black woman singing her songs for her.
1/11/2005 10:50:38 AM EDT
[#7]
the best way to get rid of her is to ignore her.. by doing this, you're giving her more publicity, and the little 12 year olds will still wanna buy her cds..
1/11/2005 10:51:01 AM EDT
[#8]
We should really be petioning all the networks that keep polluting our TVs and Radios to stop playing her shit.
1/11/2005 11:06:25 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
While I may detest her singing and am sick of seeing her I would not "sign" such a petition.  She still has a right to produce whatever kind of "music" she wants.  If you don't like it then don't listen.  If somebody doesn't like my owning of firearms then fine, leave me alone and go about your business.  Same thing with Ashley Simpson, let it play out and she'll disappear into the ether eventually.  MJD



The petition is merely an expression of our dislike of her fakeness, covered by free speech. If she wants to get up on stage in front of millions of people (getting paid well, I'm sure) and be an untalented phony, then she deserves whatever humiliation comes her way. Likewise, if you got up on stage and did a shooting demo and held a plastic gun sideways and had a target with caps blasting holes out of the center and a recording going "bang, bang", we would ridicule you as well.
1/11/2005 11:16:59 AM EDT
[#10]
Check out the signatures and comments:

2078. OJ Simpson Just for the record, Ashlee and I are not related. Man, and I thought people hated my guts ...

1/11/2005 11:17:50 AM EDT
[#11]

37. Bart Simpson Homer, please change our last name to Flanders or something so they want think we're related.  


1/11/2005 11:25:11 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
While I may detest her singing and am sick of seeing her I would not "sign" such a petition.  She still has a right to produce whatever kind of "music" she wants.  If you don't like it then don't listen.  If somebody doesn't like my owning of firearms then fine, leave me alone and go about your business.  Same thing with Ashley Simpson, let it play out and she'll disappear into the ether eventually.  MJD



The petition is merely an expression of our dislike of her fakeness, covered by free speech. If she wants to get up on stage in front of millions of people (getting paid well, I'm sure) and be an untalented phony, then she deserves whatever humiliation comes her way. Likewise, if you got up on stage and did a shooting demo and held a plastic gun sideways and had a target with caps blasting holes out of the center and a recording going "bang, bang", we would ridicule you as well.



Understood.  We can all express our opinions how we see fit.  Eventually people will see through her act and she will vanish into musical oblivion.  However, as long as she continues to make money she will continue to be a phony.  If I could make millions by being a phony I surely would.  How much is ridicule worth?  MJD
1/11/2005 12:31:15 PM EDT
[#13]
I think she's hot    
1/11/2005 12:33:17 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
While I may detest her singing and am sick of seeing her I would not "sign" such a petition.  She still has a right to produce whatever kind of "music" she wants.  If you don't like it then don't listen.  If somebody doesn't like my owning of firearms then fine, leave me alone and go about your business.  Same thing with Ashley Simpson, let it play out and she'll disappear into the ether eventually.  MJD



Why not just let her (lack of) singing stop her?  I don't see how anyone could possibly buy a CD of hers.
1/11/2005 12:34:48 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
I think she's hot    


hell, i'd wax to get to her sis
1/11/2005 12:35:28 PM EDT
[#16]
I'd hit it, but only if I didn't hafta listen to her
1/11/2005 2:16:23 PM EDT
[#17]
Having a sister that is talented does not make one equally talented............To put it bluntly that bitch sounds like a swing cat...............on fucking fire
1/11/2005 4:03:08 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
I'd hit it, but only if I didn't hafta listen to her




No such woman alive in the world you don't have to "listen to" for sex.  
1/11/2005 5:50:11 PM EDT
[#19]
Signed Sealed and Delivered.

You know, with her the apple(ashley) doesn't fall far from the tree.  (Jessica.)

I am sick of them both.  

as far as the petition goes...

1/11/2005 5:55:23 PM EDT
[#20]
15 minutes are up, bitch!
1/11/2005 6:00:49 PM EDT
[#21]
She really needs some booty duty!
1/11/2005 6:03:20 PM EDT
[#22]
didn't sign. but agree it is time for her to go.

when i am tired of my neighbor bitching i dont start a petition. i just ignore him and it pissed him off even more.

1/11/2005 6:26:54 PM EDT
[#23]

some good ones

2754. Tony L I went to a record store signing out of hatred. I got to shake her hand. 30 seconds before my hand and fingers were all over my bunghole. Hope she comes back for another in store appearance. Next time I will get it on video for the internet viewing audience.



2805. dana berwick calling her a no talent assclown is an insult to assclowns



2775. Topaz Van Shanks She really should just give up trying to sing and go into porn. At least there when she fakes everything it will at least be moderately entertaining.
1/11/2005 6:52:42 PM EDT
[#24]
MEH! You guys got some ballZ, really! What do you think real tortured depressed artists grow on trees? NO. You have to wait for them to appear. So what is the music industry supposed to do in the mean time? Release Muzak records? What they do is hire Ghost writers to pump out the songs and lyrics using a time tested formula. Then they Search for a pretty face that can dance and maybe sing a little. (just a little) And Wha-la! instant pop star for the under 18 teenies. If you'd like to propose a better way to entertain the masses I'd like to hear it!...................................  What? what's that you say? Search the land for budding real musicians and give them a chance to create real art? Sorry been there done that! these paople are difficult to deal with are usually drug addicts and they constantly whine about how we suits are compromising their artistic integrity, besides they demand way to much money for the music they create. So tough titties fools, get use to the new way of doing things.                              
                                                                                                   Love, D. Geffen
1/14/2005 5:32:34 AM EDT
[#25]
amen to that brother.