Posted: 1/6/2005 9:23:31 AM EDT
So I'm at the carwash and I go to get some quarters and then I get back to my car and I realize I left my keys on top of the machine. So I head straight back to the machine and I see there's another guy at the machine already so I make eye contact and I'm about to say something about my keys but I'm waiting until I get close enough because I don't know if this guy is gonna take off with them because right off the bat I can tell he looks a little out of it. But then he explodes telling me to get back and this and that. So I stop and think for a moment, I don't know what kind of grief this guy is trying to cause me so I just say "hey you don't own the machine" and he just stares, so I ask "what you think I want your money?" I don't know if he heard me wrong or he was just nuts but he screams "BACK OFF NOW." So I start walking away but then I figure this has got to be some kind of misunderstanding so I turn around to explain the situation. But before I get to open my mouth he pulls out a glock and says he's gonna shoot my ass so I high tail it outta there. I ended up running around the block and coming back about 10 minutes later, got my keys and got the hell out of there. You just never know sometimes.  |
too funny
