[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Zombies!! SHTF thread help (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/23/2004 7:56:05 AM EDT
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Hi. I've been helping on the production of a low budget zombie film. I'd like to talk with the director and writer and try and have an ARFCOM reference incorporated. A single line of dialogue, a prop, something. I want to point the above folks to some of the more interesting threads on the subject. The movie and the people working on it don't have an "anti" bone in their living or undead bodies. Any help would be great. I'll be back, I gotta go and get a money order now, I'm getting my first case of tannerite today  Midwinter |
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 you got to admit that is a good way of saying it  how bout a small scene with a grown man plying with 
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You win.  Also, if you want a bunch of unpaid extras, I'm sure there are PLENTY of us who would get a kick out of being in a zombie movie. |
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You could have the protagonists engaged in a search for a Shrike upper, which they believe will be the solution to their problem. Or, more seriously, have some guy display amazing insight and tactical knowledge pertinent to the situation, then: "How. . .how do you know all this stuff?" "AR15.com, man." |
I'll have to go with this one, except change it to "ARFCOM, man." AR15.com has a lot of syllables and doesn't roll off the tongue as easy. Midwinter, is this movie being shot in Oregon? Out of curiosity, what kind of camera are they using? |
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Zombies in the open!!! Zombies in the open!!!!! |
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Scene: A quiet moment of reflection between two characters in between shooting sequences. Character 1: Ya know...this one time I was surfing this gun website and a lot of these guys were talking about how they would fight off zombies and other crap like that. I sort of thought those guys were a bunch of retards, so I went to some porn site instead. Character 2: Maybe they knew something we didn't. Character 1: (pause)....yeah...looks like it. - - - - - - - - Scene: Dialogue between two characters on the quality of their firearms Character 1: Damn, we're going to need more ammunition. Character 2: No shit. I wish I had one of those freakin' assault weapons. Character 1: Yeah, me too. What was that gun that Al Pacino carried in that one movie? Character 2: I dunno......Wish I had it though. |
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Have the characters, being chased by zombies, running for a door. The last character squeezes through, just as one of the others is shutting the door, zombies on his heels, some ninny screaming "CLOSE IT...CLOSE IT... SAVE OURSELVES!" type stuff. As the last guy gets in, and the door closes (possibly scrunching zombie fingers or some such), and the second to last person through throws the bolt, have the last man through say :
Or just "IBTL" ETA.. maybe a zombie kid playing with |
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Have the good guys break into a grocery store and build a fort out of toilet paper. If a group of guys runs into a non zombie woman and most of the guys are oogling her have someone say "oh this'll be 20 pages by morning" One of the characters should be nick named "Campybob". "Your mama's so tactical..." Someone needs to use blended material booolits. |
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The script must contain the following references in some manner: 1. Aquatic zombies that are neutralized by the hero bump firing underwater 2. The Doctor tending to the hero's zombie wounds says "That will buff right out". 3. Repetitive references to "pie". 4. Wardrobe done with tin foil accents. CWO |
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You realize after posting this thread you will have to make this movie available to the arfcom community or forever be ostracized...... I say go with the following lines/scenes, ought to be fairly easy to work in somewhere../ 1. 10/22 and a .38 special 2. A grown 3. A "opinionated" texas attorney name Eric T. Hun 4. Pie. gotta have pie. 5. A reference to Pacino/Heat 6. Arguments over what is the best caliber/ammo to use to kill zombies |
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You HAVE to have some Zombie wearing an HCI shirt whilst getting brained from he hero. A Zombie with a DU shirt that has a picture of a pistol and a red circle with a line through it getting brained. Zombie Ted Kennedy faced and driving his car running over other Zombies. (Actually I would contribute $$ to see this in a movie) Some libertarian or Liberal blaming all the Zombie problems on Bush right before he gets brained by an armed zombie. Of course all the other excellent ideas already mentioned. |
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