Posted: 12/20/2004 3:07:27 AM EDT
| Screw it! Delete this. It's not worth the cop-bashing it will cause. I forgot where I was at. Sorry guys. |
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We had 2 idiots that came to my unit as replacements during Desert Shield. They had just made it though jump school and were sent to us in Saudi Arabia. They bought themselves stun guns cause as they put it "It would come in handy on a prisoner snatch" I'm not kidding, they actually said it. Me and the platoon sergeant just looked at each other. We asked them if the things actually worked. One said he would let the other sbhock him to show us. The first nimrod sticks it to the others solar plexus and triggers it. *wham* second nimrod hits the ground and pisses himself. I laughed so hard I thought I would piss my BDU's! The XO comes over to where we are and wants to know "WTF is going on". I can't say anything cause I'm still laughing so hard. Nimrod 1 and 2 get to go to HQ platoon and be the 1st Sgt's bitches. |
Funniest shit at work? OK I will play . My direct Boss is a screaming Cally liberal . EVERY DAY Up until the election I had to quietly listen to his tirade against Bush and how he is a scumbag and everything about how great Skerry is . Election day comes and goes and all I had to say was "Wow tat was a close election wasn't it ?"  An hour or so later when he was done raving he told me to go to the freezer to grab a case of prime . On my way down there I have to go thru the owners office and what do I see but a sweet signed 8x10 of G dub. Turns out the owner is a big time republican and gave a fat wad to GWB.  Every day I try to get my boss to go down to the freezer with me so i can see his face turn red with anger at that picture .  |