Posted: 12/14/2004 3:14:49 PM EDT
Saw this on Google.... typed in DARTH-BIRTH....don't ask why I think most of you will figure this pic out. It is pretty cool. I'm going ot go bust out my Figures NOW I'm so excited! 
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He looks like my Turkey coming out of the Fat Fryer on THANKSGIVING. That is going to be pretty Graphic as IT SHOULD! Screw sensitivity to Children..... I wanna see NABOOBIES, JAR JAR DEAD, ANAKING FRIED like Bacon and Yoda get kicked in the balls so Hard he has to Move to Dagobah because of the embarassment he had in front of the Jedi Council. Poor Yoda! It will be just like shitting his pants at Prom........  Wouldn't that be great if all this time Lucas was Buttering us up with Cute crap. Then.... BAM! Gratuitous Violence, Unnecessary Lightsaber Deaths! |
Somewhere in the SAGA there just has to be that LINE that sets the future.... That part where Anakin corners Padme' in his STARFIGHTER "Look Bitch.... Put Out.. Or Get Out!" And so comes Luke and Leia.... |
| I KNEW Vader was fucked up by a lightsaber duel with Obi-Wan. My gf and I saw the Star Wars movies when they were re-released, and she asked why Vader was part machine. I said because of a saber fight with Obi-Wan, and she had the gall to doubt me. "How do you know?" "I just know." |