Posted: 12/10/2004 11:41:55 PM EDT
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So I quit drinking a few months ago. Lately that's made me the "designated driver" when I go out with friends on weekends. I got to say, if you haven't stayed sober while a group of your friends get piss drunk before, you ought to try it. You learn some interesting things about people when they lose their inhibitions. For example, I get one dude into his house. His pregnant wife is upstairs sleeping. He decides to put on a pantera album at volume = 10 "in honor of dimebag". Ok. Joe, you're wife is sleeping, you probably shouldn't do that. "Fuck that whore, she can sleep in". Dang, not something I'd ever have imagined him saying about his wife. |
I only drink when I know I am covered. My husband let me drink tonight (read: sleep in tomorrow) Because I offer up something in return.....Get it??? I would be 2xy if I never drank  Good God I hope I don't become 5xy2xx in 9 months! 
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 You're about the funniest gal on the site! Enjoy your noon-time sleep in.  |