How hard do we have to suck to get milk to come out?
Posted: 12/7/2004 4:29:09 PM EDT
[#2]
Things went from bad to worse at the local Church Picnic. After cameras caught one male congregation member giving another a backrub (a concealed weapon was discovered, details at 10:00), our news cameras caught this exclusive footage of debauchery involving e eunich!
Posted: 12/7/2004 4:30:18 PM EDT
[#3]
2 navels?
Posted: 12/7/2004 4:33:00 PM EDT
[#4]
"Teenagers now discovering that their tongue studs can carry an electric charge."
Posted: 12/7/2004 4:33:18 PM EDT
[#5]
The love child of Richard Simmons and Bob Ross getting freaky with the womenz!
Posted: 12/7/2004 4:35:05 PM EDT
[#6]
I may look re-tar-did, but what are you taking home tonight?
Posted: 12/7/2004 4:37:07 PM EDT
[#7]
get chia-hair and soon all the women will be licking YOUR nipples!
Posted: 12/7/2004 4:38:12 PM EDT
[#8]
Nipple inflatable 'fro
Posted: 12/7/2004 4:40:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Posted: 12/7/2004 7:30:32 PM EDT
[#10]
"Huh-huh, Huh-huh, Huh-huh...
Dat tik-ouls..."
Posted: 12/7/2004 7:40:12 PM EDT
[#11]
Are you sure this won't get me pregnant?
Posted: 12/7/2004 7:43:52 PM EDT
[#12]
Why why did I click this.
Posted: 12/7/2004 7:47:06 PM EDT
[#13]
"my hair is really gay"
Posted: 12/7/2004 7:56:45 PM EDT
[#14]
"Wimminz find my moobs irresistible."
-- clean_cut
Posted: 12/7/2004 8:04:08 PM EDT
[#15]
"The first set of Siamese triplets was observed today --joined at the lips and nipples --- walking is a highly coordinated effort."
The new inflatable peck imaplnt was tested today.
Posted: 12/7/2004 8:16:12 PM EDT
[#16]
"Guess what I did at last summers family reunion?"
Posted: 12/7/2004 8:18:58 PM EDT
[#17]
"Are you sure this is how your sister won the lottery?"
Posted: 12/7/2004 8:20:09 PM EDT
[#18]
Rickard Simmons' "Suckin' to the Oldies"
Posted: 12/7/2004 8:20:59 PM EDT
[#19]
"I may be the biggest nerd in school... but at least I have this pic to make me look cool."