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AR15.COM
11/29/2004 6:49:08 PM EDT
Julia Roberts' kids' names:

Phinneaus Walter(boy) and Hazel Elizabeth(girl)

Worst names i ever heard of.

Deej86
11/29/2004 6:50:24 PM EDT
[#1]
Pah heenus is how you pronounce it.
11/29/2004 6:50:43 PM EDT
[#2]
What do you expect from shit for brains hollywierd geeks?
11/29/2004 6:52:32 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
What do you expect from shit for brains hollywierd geeks?



Blowjobs. Blowjobs would be nice.
11/29/2004 6:52:57 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
What do you expect from shit for brains hollywierd geeks?




Word.
11/29/2004 6:53:37 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What do you expect from shit for brains hollywierd geeks?



Blowjobs. Blowjobs would be nice.




Word X 2.
11/29/2004 6:54:32 PM EDT
[#6]
Kids are what, 3 days old.  Already have guaranteed appointments at a rehab clinic.
They can hang out with Gwenneth Patrow's kid, apple.
11/29/2004 6:54:46 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Worst names i ever heard of.

I think Harry Wang would be worse.

11/29/2004 6:55:25 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
What do you expect from shit for brains hollywierd geeks?



Uh huh!
11/29/2004 6:55:26 PM EDT
[#9]
I was going to name my daughter Algonquin Tapioka, but my brother beat me to it.
11/29/2004 6:56:05 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Worst names i ever heard of.

I think Harry Wang would be worse.




What about Wun Hung Lo? I think that is worse than Harry Wang.
11/29/2004 6:56:46 PM EDT
[#11]
Hazel isn't a strange name, it's just an older one that hasn't been popular in many years.

As for Phinneaus...
11/29/2004 7:13:38 PM EDT
[#12]
Phinneaus.....wonder what his schoolmate's nickname for him will be?  Hint, rhymes with peenus.
11/29/2004 7:16:27 PM EDT
[#13]
More info:

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004552825,00.html


The babies have taken their middle names from the couple’s parents. Danny’s mum Patricia died in 2001 and Julia’s dad Walter died in 1977.

But mystery surrounds the choice of Phinnaeus.

Several US actors have the same moniker — but with a different spelling — and it was the first name of circus showman P.T. Barnum.

11/29/2004 7:20:28 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What do you expect from shit for brains hollywierd geeks?



Blowjobs. Blowjobs would be nice.



Ya, I'm going to have to agree with Tommy here on that one.
11/29/2004 7:21:37 PM EDT
[#15]
My favorite actor is Marion Morrison.  
11/29/2004 7:22:08 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Julia Roberts' kids' names:

Phinneaus Walter(boy) and Hazel Elizabeth(girl)

Worst names i ever heard of.

Deej86



I thought it was Hazel Patricia?  Anyway, that is just an old fashioned name.  I feel sorry for her son with a name like that!

11/29/2004 7:24:54 PM EDT
[#17]
Suggestion for Julia Roberts...

11/29/2004 7:25:01 PM EDT
[#18]
I know a guy named Superman Profits II
11/29/2004 7:31:34 PM EDT
[#19]
Phinnaeus J. Whooppee, you're the greatest!

I'll bet that I can guess what cartoon that she watched while she was pregnant.
11/30/2004 7:09:18 AM EDT
[#20]
High school English teacher was named Orion Lucifer Scott.  The other teachers called him Bill.

Brother in Laws family was named after early Christian martyrs, and one or the dad.  Damian, Dorian, Winona (?), Darius, Athena, and Bill.  Bill changed his name to Demitrius to fit in.
11/30/2004 4:32:31 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Phinneaus.....wonder what his schoolmate's nickname for him will be?  Hint, rhymes with peenus.



Bully on the playground: "Hey Phinny, gimme your lunch money!"

Deej86
11/30/2004 4:35:17 PM EDT
[#22]
Yeah, whatever, tell it to Moon Unit.


ByteTheBullet  (-:
11/30/2004 4:39:31 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
My favorite actor is Marion Morrison.  

A woman at work named her son Marion Morrison.  I guess she failed to grasp that there was a REASON why he changed his name.  Geez!
11/30/2004 4:41:17 PM EDT
[#24]

Getta Load of this...



You sound like Jack Nicholson.
11/30/2004 4:44:14 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
High school English teacher was named Orion Lucifer Scott.  The other teachers called him Bill.

Brother in Laws family was named after early Christian martyrs, and one or the dad.  Damian, Dorian, Winona (?), Darius, Athena, and Bill.  Bill changed his name to Demitrius to fit in.



When I told my sister of the kids' names, she said "they are going to get their a---s kicked when they get older."  I said "Julia will have a hard time finding stuff with their kids' names on it.  "  Then again, she's got zillions of dollars, so she might be able to get stuff made.  
11/30/2004 4:48:52 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Getta Load of this...



You sound like Jack Nicholson.



I'm saying the same thing your sig line says.

Deej86
11/30/2004 4:51:31 PM EDT
[#27]
Pretty Woman My Ass.

I'm surprised anyone could get past the Mr.Ed teeth and the horse's ass face long enough to knock the bitch up.

Ugh.

SG
11/30/2004 4:54:03 PM EDT
[#28]
Are we forgetting Dweezil and Moon-unit?
11/30/2004 4:57:55 PM EDT
[#29]
Makes me think of Phinneaus Guage(sp?). The railroad worker that had a steel rod shoot into his skull from some dynamite. He lived amazingly, with a steel rod through his head.
11/30/2004 5:02:03 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Suggestion for Julia Roberts...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/Tabro/go_try_this.jpg



Great idea.
11/30/2004 5:02:12 PM EDT
[#31]
Screw that. I'm gonna name my kids Mahalaleel, Methuselah, Tubalcain, Naamah, Arphaxad, Amraphel, Adah, Zillah, Chedorlaomer, Melchizedek, things like that (I don't plan on having that many kids, but it's good to have a lot of ideas to choose from).

Could be worse, the kids could be named Major Major Major... they'd probably have to stay out of the army.

Hmm... Upton used to be a perfectly acceptable first name, and it happens to be my last name... whaddaya think of Upton U. Upton?
11/30/2004 5:03:47 PM EDT
[#32]
I hate all of these new sounding names.  And the weird spellings.

What's wrong with good solid names like John, Paul, Peter, Mary, Elizabeth, etc?

Having said that, I like the names Ms Roberts has given her offspring.
11/30/2004 5:07:08 PM EDT
[#33]
She's an ugly asshole. I hate that cunt.
11/30/2004 5:13:57 PM EDT
[#34]
Her are a few more:

Parents - Stylish names

Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn -  Caspar and Clementine Vaughn,

Michael Jackson - two Prince Michael Jacksons, the second Prince Michael's nickname is Blanket.

Jermaine Jackson -  Jermajesty

Bob Geldof and Paula Yates - Fifi Trixiebelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Little Pixie

Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook - Saylor Lee (daughter)

Sean Penn and Robin Wright -  son who is named Hopper, allegedly because Penn was working on a film at the time with Dennis Hopper. Hopper has a sister named, Dylan, by the way.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore  - Rumer, Scout and Tallulah Belle

Frank Zappa - Moon Unit, Diva, Dweezil and Ahmet Emuukha Rodan.

Cher and Sonny Bono - Chastity

Cher and Greg Allman - Elijah Blue.

George Foreman, - George Jr., George II, and George III, etc etc.

Madonna  - Lourdes and her brother Rocco.