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11/19/2004 7:49:33 PM EDT
I'm also looking to see what conclusions you guys can draw from this.  

I work at a drug store not to far from where I live.  I'm a stock boy, so I pretty much do it all, from stocking shelves, cleaning this and that, to running the register when need be.  My rant has to do with the womens restroom.  You know how women always say that men make more of a mess of a bathroom than women?  So not true.  When I clean restrooms on a nightly basis, I notice two things.  The mens room is generally spotless, and orderly.  And the womens? HAH, it's always trashed or I have some kind of a unique surprise waiting for me.  
 
One night, the back stall had an unflushed BLOODY tampon in the toilet, with toilet paper with it, the water was all red....HOW HARD IS IT TO FLUSH IT.  Seriously.  Always toilet paper on the floor.  Tonight, there was a nice pile of folded up toilet paper on the floor NEXT to the toilet.  I'm pretty sure, since it was folded rather neatly, this was toilet paper they used to wipe their slit dry after pissing, and then left it on the floor, instead of the toilet where it belongs.  WTF?!  Why are they putting it on the floor?!  I always get used pantiliners on the floor, and not where they need to be, in the trash or whatever.  One occasion, I noticed on the ceiling were a few wads of toilet paper, that looked rather "pissy".  Like they wiped their slit, and then slung it on the ceiling.  But the mens room, toilets are always flushed, no trash to be seen on the floor.  Takes less than five minutes to give it a good cleaning.

I don't understand.  I'm not saying ALL women do this.  But why do most of these women that visit my store and use the restrooms there do this shit?  What compels them to be that way?  Why is it so hard to flush the toilet when you drop a bloody tampon in it.  Why is it hard to drop your pissy toilet paper into the toilet, instead of putting it on the fucking floor?  I just don't get it.

Why do you think they're like this?
11/19/2004 7:54:14 PM EDT
[#1]
In the many restaurant jobs I had as a young lad, I always noticed the same thing - the women's head was ALWAYS nasty compared to the men's.  Hell, where I work now (professional call center, 100+ licensed insurance agents) we get emails every few weeks, sent company-wide, saying "You women need to clean up after yourselves - the bathroom is so disgusting our illegal-alien cleaning crew is complaining" - pretty bad.

Most of the problem are the "squatters" - women who refuse to plant their ass on the toilet to pee.
11/19/2004 7:55:48 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
In the many restaurant jobs I had as a young lad, I always noticed the same thing - the women's head was ALWAYS nasty compared to the men's.  Hell, where I work now (professional call center, 100+ licensed insurance agents) we get emails every few weeks, sent company-wide, saying "You women need to clean up after yourselves - the bathroom is so disgusting our illegal-alien cleaning crew is complaining" - pretty bad.

Most of the problem are the "squatters" - women who refuse to plant their ass on the toilet to pee.



ah the classic "air drop"
11/19/2004 7:57:50 PM EDT
[#3]
Dude - you want bad - try swabbing the female head at a bar - now that will turn a man's gut.
11/19/2004 7:58:47 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Dude - you want bad - try swabbing the female head at a bar - now that will turn a man's gut.



hah, I can imagine.  I think I'll pass on that one.  This shit is bad enough.
11/19/2004 8:06:08 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dude - you want bad - try swabbing the female head at a bar - now that will turn a man's gut.



hah, I can imagine.  I think I'll pass on that one.  This shit is bad enough.



My company currently cleans 4 bars, nasty as hell. Makes you wonder if people do the same thing at home.
11/19/2004 8:07:17 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
I'm also looking to see what conclusions you guys can draw from this.  

I work at a drug store not to far from where I live.  I'm a stock boy, so I pretty much do it all, from stocking shelves, cleaning this and that, to running the register when need be.  My rant has to do with the womens restroom.  You know how women always say that men make more of a mess of a bathroom than women?  So not true.  When I clean restrooms on a nightly basis, I notice two things.  The mens room is generally spotless, and orderly.  And the womens? HAH, it's always trashed or I have some kind of a unique surprise waiting for me.  
 
One night, the back stall had an unflushed BLOODY tampon in the toilet, with toilet paper with it, the water was all red....HOW HARD IS IT TO FLUSH IT.  Seriously.  Always toilet paper on the floor.  Tonight, there was a nice pile of folded up toilet paper on the floor NEXT to the toilet.  I'm pretty sure, since it was folded rather neatly, this was toilet paper they used to wipe their slit dry after pissing, and then left it on the floor, instead of the toilet where it belongs.  WTF?!  Why are they putting it on the floor?!  I always get used pantiliners on the floor, and not where they need to be, in the trash or whatever.  One occasion, I noticed on the ceiling were a few wads of toilet paper, that looked rather "pissy".  Like they wiped their slit, and then slung it on the ceiling.  But the mens room, toilets are always flushed, no trash to be seen on the floor.  Takes less than five minutes to give it a good cleaning.

I don't understand.  I'm not saying ALL women do this.  But why do most of these women that visit my store and use the restrooms there do this shit?  What compels them to be that way?  Why is it so hard to flush the toilet when you drop a bloody tampon in it.  Why is it hard to drop your pissy toilet paper into the toilet, instead of putting it on the fucking floor?  I just don't get it.

Why do you think they're like this?



I wanted to add that when what you are describing happens frequently, it is usually an employee.
11/19/2004 8:13:37 PM EDT
[#7]
The restaurant I work at differs slightly. The mens room rarely has a problem, though the trashcan usually overflows with paper towels after enough people have dried their hands and any time there's a young boy, he invariably hits everything BUT the bowl. Other than that and the fact that the toilet in the mens room is weak and jams at least once a month, no problems.

The womens room, on the other hand, is usually just as clean, but I'm always picking up scraps of toilet paper from the floor. Apparently, they all have to wipe the seat down before sitting, and they can't drop the paper into the toilet because they have to poop and/or pee in it, and that's just nasty. Add in the wastebasket overflowing more than the mens because of the addition of pantiliner wrappers, and it's only slightly more annoying to clean.

Of course, there's another set of bathrooms that differs greatly. I homeschooled from 3rd through 5th grade, and went to a weekly co-op at a combination church and school in the sticks. The mens room was cleaned once a month. If it had toilet paper, the roll was invariably soaking up the puddle that the single defective toilet leaked on a constant basis instead of being placed in the dispenser like normal human beings would do. The walls were bare concrete. We considered ourselves to be blessed if there were actually paper towels in there, much less soap. The place stank to high heaven because nobody ever cleaned and the mildew caused by the constant leak was bad. The door to the mens room didn't even close entirely and had holes in it because some genius had drilled holes through it to hang a sign up, then decided the sign didn't look good there.

Because of the door situation, we got to usurp the womens room as a dark room for our photography class and I got to see what it was like inside.

Pastel walls with actual oil paintings and baskets of live flowers hanging on them. Automatic air fresheners. FOUR sinks and more counterspace than my kitchen, presumably for doing make up. A full-length mirror on TWO walls, while the guys had to deal with a scratched up one that barely fit above our single sink. A LEATHER SOFA and a television, supposedly because they had such large lines for the three toilets in there. And while the guys had to deal with a tiny wastebasket and a monthly cleaning, the womens room had a normal sized trashcan and was cleaned daily.

BULL. This is what happens when your group is run entirely by left-wing yuppie women, part of why we left that group.
11/19/2004 8:52:31 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

I wanted to add that when what you are describing happens frequently, it is usually an employee.



If it is one of my co-workers, I'd really like to know which it is.  So I can ask what their fucking major malfunction is.