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Posted: 11/8/2004 4:55:13 AM EDT

You are at your girlfriend's mother's house (or your MIL's house if you're married) for dinner.

The mom serves up a plate full of some alien looking radioactive slop. You taste it and it's absolutley horrific.

How do you weasel your way out of eating it without being offensive?

Posted: 11/8/2004 5:05:27 AM EDT

[#1]

Dump the girl right there. She won't be able to cook any better than her mother.

-or-

Declare that you are vegan and can't eat animal products.

Posted: 11/8/2004 5:06:21 AM EDT

[#2]

Throw your GF on the table and ravish her right there.

If that doesn't do it, throw mom up on the table and nail her next

Posted: 11/8/2004 5:07:35 AM EDT

[#3]

Throw it up at the dinner table right in front of her.

Posted: 11/8/2004 5:29:05 AM EDT

[#4]

If you really like the girl, prove it and down the vile garbage. Pretend you are in some jungle, trying to survive behind enemy lines, and every bite you take is just more reason to survive to beat the cr*p out of the enemy.

Works for me.

Posted: 11/8/2004 5:30:17 AM EDT

[#5]

Suck it up and drive on.
Oh, and let your girlfriend know that your swallowing and her swallowing are inter-related.

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