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Posted: 10/23/2004 12:26:23 AM EDT
[#1]
Goodbye honey come back when you find a job
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Posted: 10/23/2004 2:32:47 AM EDT
[#2]
"go kick some ass and dont get hurt babe"
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Posted: 10/23/2004 3:12:37 AM EDT
[#3]
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Posted: 10/23/2004 5:15:50 AM EDT
[#4]
Mine usually says "Drink on for me."
Nah, the usual is "I love you. Have a nice day." |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 5:21:46 AM EDT
[#5]
I leave at 4:30 am on Mondays to drive 4 hours to Louisiana, where I work all week.
She mumbles "Love you...be careful" |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 5:35:00 AM EDT
[#6]
Grr... whimper whimper whine
Oops, thats the dog. I ain't gotta a wife. |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 7:55:13 AM EDT
[#7]
Yea I sleep without snoring.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:18:48 AM EDT
[#8]
"If you HAVE to come home, could you at leat be SOBER?"
bwahahahahaha....just making it up...I'm not married. |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:30:26 AM EDT
[#9]
'...and stay out!'
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:44:34 AM EDT
[#10]
AND DON'T COME BACK!
We're getting divorced.....  ETA: Amish beat me to it! 
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:56:52 AM EDT
[#11]
Mindy and Buttons:
"ok, I love you...bye, bye!" www.home-turf.com/wavs/ANIMANIAC/page01/Minlvbye.wav Edited to add: that's what I tell my husband. 
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:58:28 AM EDT
[#12]
What's a wife?
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:00:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:03:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:03:42 AM EDT
[#15]
Let's see, "I love you, be carefull. Oh, can you pick me up a pack of smokes on the way home? How much money do I have in my account? What time will you be home? What are you doing this weekend? When are you going to get my car smogged? You're not going to hang out with Tom after work, are you? Why are you taking your guns with you? Why do you need THAT much ammo?"
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:13:01 AM EDT
[#16]
"When come back, bring pie!"
(she's bi)
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:15:01 AM EDT
[#17]
AND THEN SOME! Note, dear BVM, that the person who said it was a WOMAN! Read and heed, my friend! Read and heed! |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:16:08 AM EDT
[#18]
When I leave: "Oh, didn't know you were here."
 When I return: "Oh, didn't know you were gone."
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:55:13 AM EDT
[#19]
That's what really freaked me out. I'll eventually get a good one. |
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Posted: 10/23/2004 10:19:16 AM EDT
[#20]
Good gravy! Y'all need to get your funny bone checked. Notice the: It was a joke! Oh well, I guess it wasn't a funny one?  I thought it would be even more funny coming from a woman.  Besides, some men enjoy their ball and chain 
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Posted: 10/23/2004 10:43:00 AM EDT
[#21]
All the good ones are already taken. You'll have to settle for what's left over. 
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Posted: 10/23/2004 10:44:30 AM EDT
[#22]
"you better wear a condom" and "do you have enough bail money"
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