Welcome to Cola Warrior! Texas VI (Page 5 of 6)
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Originally Posted By fortydelta: Yes. This is the way. Originally Posted By fortydelta: Originally Posted By electrojk: After discussing with staff, I have added an additional rule to the OP. Chug will be carried on the run, no staging of chug at the range! Make sure you have a way of carrying your beverage of choice with you on your run! Yes. This is the way. Sounds harsh. I like it. Will there be thermal video available of the chug station? |
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Originally Posted By zach_: Sounds harsh. I like it. Will there be thermal video available of the chug station? Originally Posted By zach_: Originally Posted By fortydelta: Originally Posted By electrojk: After discussing with staff, I have added an additional rule to the OP. Chug will be carried on the run, no staging of chug at the range! Make sure you have a way of carrying your beverage of choice with you on your run! Yes. This is the way. Sounds harsh. I like it. Will there be thermal video available of the chug station? @DirtyHandsRob and @Ballo will most likely be getting their kink on filming with thermal. 
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Originally Posted By electrojk: @DirtyHandsRob and @Ballo will most likely be getting their kink on filming with thermal. Originally Posted By electrojk: Originally Posted By zach_: Originally Posted By fortydelta: Originally Posted By electrojk: After discussing with staff, I have added an additional rule to the OP. Chug will be carried on the run, no staging of chug at the range! Make sure you have a way of carrying your beverage of choice with you on your run! Yes. This is the way. Sounds harsh. I like it. Will there be thermal video available of the chug station? @DirtyHandsRob and @Ballo will most likely be getting their kink on filming with thermal. Of course! I (or someone else) will be filming thermal spews. |
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And thanks to @nvgeologist, NEVER NOG is back on for this year. Chug a gallon of eggnog successfully on your run and you get a minimo. There is only one target is available so it is first chug, first served. |
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Originally Posted By electrojk: And thanks to @nvgeologist, NEVER NOG is back on for this year. Chug a gallon of eggnog successfully on your run and you get a minimo. There is only one target is available so it is first chug, first served. Are there paramedics on site? A gallon of eggnog can kill a man. |
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Originally Posted By zach_: Are there paramedics on site? A gallon of eggnog can kill a man. Originally Posted By zach_: Originally Posted By electrojk: And thanks to @nvgeologist, NEVER NOG is back on for this year. Chug a gallon of eggnog successfully on your run and you get a minimo. There is only one target is available so it is first chug, first served. Are there paramedics on site? A gallon of eggnog can kill a man. If they die they will be banned from all future Cola Wars. And staff gets first dibs on their loot they abandoned at the site.
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Originally Posted By southerncross: Originally Posted By nvgeologist: A coward dies 1000 deaths, a Nogger only once. https://media4.giphy.com/media/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd/200.webp?cid=8dc8958c25jg3oufs80ksp07676bya1tzna0qbwljkk3a9h1&ep=v1_gifs_trending&rid=200.webp&ct=g That's sort of what the end result looks like. Ling Ling got pretty good distance and volume last year.
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Originally Posted By electrojk: That's sort of what the end result looks like. Ling Ling got pretty good distance and volume last year. Originally Posted By electrojk: Originally Posted By southerncross: Originally Posted By nvgeologist: A coward dies 1000 deaths, a Nogger only once. https://media4.giphy.com/media/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd/200.webp?cid=8dc8958c25jg3oufs80ksp07676bya1tzna0qbwljkk3a9h1&ep=v1_gifs_trending&rid=200.webp&ct=g That's sort of what the end result looks like. Ling Ling got pretty good distance and volume last year. I wonder if anyone has any thermal video of such a chug? |
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The boys on the East coast are having a Cola War same time as ours. It would be awesome if someone completed both Cola Wars. We will have some sort of prize for the first person to complete East, get to Texas and complete a run here. |
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Originally Posted By electrojk: The boys on the East coast are having a Cola War same time as ours. It would be awesome if someone completed both Cola Wars. We will have some sort of prize for the first person to complete East, get to Texas and complete a run here. Like running the Indy 500, and the Coke 600? Word. I wouldn't suggest any mofo doing that. |
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Originally Posted By TexCorriente: One of the guys last year was a pilot and part owner in a charter jet... I'm terrible with names. Heck, might have been a Cheesecake event. Sasquatch Airlift flew Polish_sasquatch in from NC. I think they may hit both events this year. |
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If you order swag, please put your screen name in the PP notes and fill out the google form. Someone paid for "merch" and I have no idea who it came from.
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Originally Posted By electrojk: If you order swag, please put your screen name in the PP notes and fill out the google form. Someone paid for "merch" and I have no idea who it came from. Crud I may have forgotten to do that. I picked up a XL Shirt and a Patch. |
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Originally Posted By Balloo: Crud I may have forgotten to do that. I picked up a XL Shirt and a Patch. Originally Posted By Balloo: Originally Posted By electrojk: If you order swag, please put your screen name in the PP notes and fill out the google form. Someone paid for "merch" and I have no idea who it came from. Crud I may have forgotten to do that. I picked up a XL Shirt and a Patch. Wasn't you, you did everything correctly. |
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Originally Posted By thesandstertx: It's fine. I'm pretty sure there aren't any trees out there. Tis but a scratch. https://i.imgur.com/jDFnMjK_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand Yikes! I’m glad I have to wear glasses to see. That’s a scary scratch. |
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Originally Posted By thesandstertx: It's fine. I'm pretty sure there aren't any trees out there. Tis but a scratch. https://i.imgur.com/jDFnMjK_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand Originally Posted By thesandstertx: Originally Posted By electrojk: Great, now I gotta make sure there aren't any pointy sticks anywhere.  How'd the face heal up?  Tis but a scratch. https://i.imgur.com/jDFnMjK_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand You can barely tell...
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Originally Posted By Scott_S: Yikes! I’m glad I have to wear glasses to see. That’s a scary scratch. Originally Posted By Scott_S: Originally Posted By thesandstertx: It's fine. I'm pretty sure there aren't any trees out there. Tis but a scratch. https://i.imgur.com/jDFnMjK_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand Yikes! I’m glad I have to wear glasses to see. That’s a scary scratch. Not a scratch, I think the correct medical term would be "puncture wound" It was a rugged course, all at night. |
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An esteemed member of our community has an awesome idea for a side quest Friday evening. A chug off of sorts with the winner winning something nice. I have it on good authority that the liquid being chugged is neither vile nor dairy. Or carbonated. Skidmarkasaurus will be in charge of this side quest but please post in this thread if you are interested in participating. We need to know how much to buy. |
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Originally Posted By DKlic6: Lol https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/89577/Screenshot_From_2026-09-16_20-03-56-3828360.png Don't forget, emitting is gross. https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/PEQs-LAMs-Lasers-should-go-away-/5-2857831/ Good luck, we are all counting on you. |
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Originally Posted By electrojk: An esteemed member of our community has an awesome idea for a side quest Friday evening. A chug off of sorts with the winner winning something nice. I have it on good authority that the liquid being chugged is neither vile nor dairy. Or carbonated. Skidmarkasaurus will be in charge of this side quest but please post in this thread if you are interested in participating. We need to know how much to buy. Hit. Not for me, binny talls is in. |
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Originally Posted By electrojk: An esteemed member of our community has an awesome idea for a side quest Friday evening. A chug off of sorts with the winner winning something nice. I have it on good authority that the liquid being chugged is neither vile nor dairy. Or carbonated. Skidmarkasaurus will be in charge of this side quest but please post in this thread if you are interested in participating. We need to know how much to buy. ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oi oi oi |
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Originally Posted By electrojk: Training isn't cheating if it's a different cola warrior. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/140663/1000013023-3829152.jpg Grocery cart jump ramp? |
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Originally Posted By electrojk: Training isn't cheating if it's a different cola warrior. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/140663/1000013023-3829152.jpg I'm gonna be honest here. If you have your own course and you aren't retarded, you will absolutely practice on it and win. |
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Originally Posted By southerncross: I'm gonna be honest here. If you have your own course and you aren't retarded, you will absolutely practice on it and win. Originally Posted By southerncross: Originally Posted By electrojk: Training isn't cheating if it's a different cola warrior. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/140663/1000013023-3829152.jpg I'm gonna be honest here. If you have your own course and you aren't retarded, you will absolutely practice on it and win. But I am retarded. I drove 800 miles for this suffering. |
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Originally Posted By electrojk: But I am retarded. I drove 800 miles for this suffering. Originally Posted By electrojk: Originally Posted By southerncross: Originally Posted By electrojk: Training isn't cheating if it's a different cola warrior. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/140663/1000013023-3829152.jpg I'm gonna be honest here. If you have your own course and you aren't retarded, you will absolutely practice on it and win. But I am retarded. I drove 800 miles for this suffering. That's fine too but if you aren't making top 10 on your own course you're squandering your opportunity. |
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