[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Pig Trolling (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 10/4/2004 12:21:16 PM EDT
| Anyone here ever go pig trolling? You know, where you take a ten foot pole, tie about 20 foot of rope to it and then tie a bunch of corn cobs to the end of the rope. You drive around town dragging the corn cobs on the rope until a cop pulls you over. When he asks what your doing, tell him your pig trolling and you just caught one. |
| I spent alot of my younger years in a town of 900 people and 2 cops. Nothing else to do on Saturday night except get drunk. We did break into the community swimming pool once. Don't go swimming when you are drunk. You can't feel the water and you can't tell which way is up after you jump in. |
Do you resemble my remarks or did I just hit a sore spot? It's just pokin fun, man. It's what it was called back then. I have the utmost respect for law enforcement guys but the cops in my home town back then deserved the name. |
What do you do for a living? I am a rectum stretcher. A rectum stretcher? Yes, I stretch rectums to right around 72 inches. What would anybody do with a 72 inch rectum? They usually give them a motorcycle and a radar gun and have them hunt for folks with sticks, string, and corncobs............... Rectum? Damn near killed 'em! 
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There was a thread over on 1911forum.com about practical jokes, and one guy told a story about when he did just that. Him and a couple buddies completely stripped out his car to facillitate quick searching, then he tied on the corn cobs and drove by a local speed trap. When asked what he was doing, he told the officer he was "trolling for pigs." As expected, officer went off the deep end and took him into the station. Supposedly, said officer was then laughed out of the station. 
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| In the Louisiana that I grew up in you pull some shit like that and you wouldn't see the police station. The swelling wouldn't go down enough for you to see anything untill you had been to the hearing and been in your cell for a few days. I never liked the term "pig" when refering to Police officers but acknowledge your right to say whatever you want. |
| Since the cops are here, WHY is it that cops all over, of all races have a HUGE complex about being called pigs?? Frankly i don't care, i'm just tired of all the cops in my neighborhood never respond to calls, to for example, break-ins or hit and runs..it gets annoying |
"I stopped you boys 'cause I noticed the trolling rig... now if you can just show me your fishing license and permit -- cause y'all know that if you are poaching, I can seize the mechanical means of the illegal hunt... including this nice new truck" Have a nice day.
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Karma is a bitch. I see a JBT in your future: JBT: Boys, I think the dog found something. Well looky what we have here. Who does this pound of weed belong to?  TANGOCHASER:  Ah, come on, man. You put that there! |
"Actually, I pulled you over because of your taillights." "What's wrong with them?" *crash* "They're broken." |
| Unfortunatly for my brother whose a cop, I can do a good pig imitation. Back when I was on night shift and drank even more than now, I used to call my brother late at night and give him my best pig call and hang up. Sometimes I leave him one for a message on the machine. |
No it's "You put that there officer. Now drop your weapon, I'm making a citizens arrest". |
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Some cops don't have a sense of humor example here: www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Finger-Cop |
He was begging for it. |
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They sure wouldn't like it after they tried to get the corncobs outta their ar$e!  I hear it is worse coming out than going in! BigDozer66 |
These "WhopperHeads" here wouldn't understand that! BigDozer66 |
I'd say that officer has an outstanding sense of humor - even if he is an actor.
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