Posted: 9/26/2004 2:38:19 PM EDT
|
A man and a woman are standing side by side waiting for a bus when they start talking. "Say," said the woman. "Do you have a hobby?" "Yeah, I'm a bee keeper." "Well, you must live in the country then." "Nope, right here in the city." "Really? You must have a large house then." "Nope, apartment." "Geez, where do you keep them?" "In a shoe box in my closet." "A shoe box? How many bees do you have?" "Couple thousand, something like that." "Well, you can't keep a couple thousand bees in a shoe box! They'll die!" "Screw 'em, I hate bees."  |
