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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Say What!!! (Page 1 of 3)

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9/9/2004 12:27:51 PM EDT
What are your  favorite sayings?
Or the most popular from your neck of the woods.
IE:

Tighter than a clams ass at high tide.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Lets hear them.
9/9/2004 12:29:17 PM EDT
[#1]
[removed sexual and religious derogatory comment]

Don't read that.


[ Posting derogatory comments of a racial, religious, or sexual nature. - Two out of three with one sentence - not bad - Paul]
9/9/2004 12:30:38 PM EDT
[#2]
Ugly enough to run dogs off a meat wagon.
9/9/2004 12:31:53 PM EDT
[#3]
Asshole deep to a 10-foot indian.
9/9/2004 12:32:59 PM EDT
[#4]
Two of my favorites from my father:

Its raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Its as cold as a witches tit in a brass bra.


ETA: Stuff it in her cowbell and post traps.
ETAA: Fuck you Arock!
9/9/2004 12:34:07 PM EDT
[#5]
WWAS?
9/9/2004 12:34:39 PM EDT
[#6]
-taaaaaaaaaaaaag-
9/9/2004 12:35:29 PM EDT
[#7]
That girl's uglier than homemade sin.
9/9/2004 12:35:50 PM EDT
[#8]
There was another one I remeber from when I was a teenager working at a Pizza l=place in the Regency Mall "Ah da meats" I finally figured out that it means that a person who speaks Hephzibah wants every available meat based topping on thier slice.
9/9/2004 12:36:01 PM EDT
[#9]
"the world is full of assholes, the number ever increasing the further one gets from Missoula, Montana"

- A River Runs Throught It
9/9/2004 12:37:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Hotter than a whore in church.
9/9/2004 12:38:17 PM EDT
[#11]
Hotter then a blistered pussy in a pepper patch.

It's like a sore peter. You can't beat it.
9/9/2004 12:38:28 PM EDT
[#12]
Everyone has the right to be stupid sometimes, but you abuse the privilege.



Damn, someone beat him with an ugly stick.



What, did you drink some liquid stupid with your breakfast this morning?



(in the car, behind a slow driver) If this fool goes any slower, he's gonna have to speed up to stop.




There's a few I say and hear around here..  edit to add more as I think of em.



ETA: You are so far from being smart that the light from smart will take a billion years to reach you.
9/9/2004 12:41:51 PM EDT
[#13]
That guy is dumber than a football bat!
9/9/2004 12:44:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
It's like a sore peter. You can't beat it.


damn thats funny....
9/9/2004 12:44:15 PM EDT
[#15]
If you have rounds you have time.
9/9/2004 12:46:35 PM EDT
[#16]
Fell out of an ugly tree and it every branch on the way down.

(To describe someone stupid):

Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming.

Any dumber and they'd have to be watered twice a week.

Few fries short of a Happy Meal.
9/9/2004 12:46:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Crazier than a shithouse rat.
9/9/2004 12:47:57 PM EDT
[#18]
that'd gag a maggot

ugly as homemade soap

sweating like a whore in church

hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire

handier than sliced bread

fucked up like a football bat

dumb as a box of shit

built like a brick shithouse

nuttier than a squirrel turd
9/9/2004 12:48:29 PM EDT
[#19]
Local sayings?

It's not in my contract.

I'm on my break.

I'm going to file a grevieance.

I'll do it later, when I'm getting paid overtime.

My union rep says X
9/9/2004 12:50:04 PM EDT
[#20]
Wicked retahded
9/9/2004 12:51:40 PM EDT
[#21]
Colder than a well digger's ass.

Hotter than a cock is funky.

I'd hit it!
9/9/2004 12:53:32 PM EDT
[#22]
Here are a few of my favorites.

Ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road.

Dumber than a sack of rocks.

Shaking like a dog crapping peach seeds.

Uglier than a mud fence.

That scares me and I am damn near fearless.

If I think of any more I will post them later.

Shootist
9/9/2004 12:53:39 PM EDT
[#23]
Harder than woodpecker lips.
9/9/2004 12:54:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Hotter than a 3 peckered owl.
9/9/2004 12:55:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Here are a few of my favorites.

Ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road.

Dumber than a sack of rocks.

Shaking like a dog crapping peach seeds.

Uglier than a mud fence.

That scares me and I am damn near fearless.

If I think of any more I will post them later.

Shootist


 Those are great.
9/9/2004 1:02:31 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:

Shaking like a dog crapping peach seeds.
9/9/2004 1:04:34 PM EDT
[#27]
Forgot to add my favorite for when I need to leave:

Alright, let's make like a fetus and head out.
9/9/2004 1:04:46 PM EDT
[#28]
Wow she's so fine my hard on ran out of skin!

Ouch...
9/9/2004 1:29:49 PM EDT
[#29]
She's so ugly, she looks like she ran the 40 yard dash in a 30 yard gym.

Beat it like it owes you money.
9/9/2004 1:35:23 PM EDT
[#30]
Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in downtown Tijuana.

Beat on your head until the White Meat shows.

A person who is "Ate  up with Dumbass"

Ride it like you stole it!

She is so ugly it looks like her neck Puked.
9/9/2004 1:37:52 PM EDT
[#31]
page two and you guys havent thought of it?

I LIKE PIE!


may the shit storm commenceth
9/9/2004 1:38:18 PM EDT
[#32]
It's dark as a bear's ass.

Well I'll be dipped in shit!

Those are a couple of my favorites.
9/9/2004 1:41:00 PM EDT
[#33]
busier than a one-armed paper hanger with crabs
9/9/2004 1:41:48 PM EDT
[#34]
Colder than a witchs' tit in a brass bra in the middle of Febuary.

Cum sucking cunt scab.

Seman sucker.

Fuck Off!!!!!!
9/9/2004 1:41:48 PM EDT
[#35]

That makes me happier than a busload of retards on the way to Chucky Cheese.
9/9/2004 1:42:53 PM EDT
[#36]
Thats how it goes, playing in a band.

Welp, see ya later

Let me know how that works out for you

thats a kick in the nuts

like a dog in heat

kick in the nuts cold/hot/what ever outside
9/9/2004 1:43:38 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Forgot to add my favorite for when I need to leave:

Alright, let's make like a fetus and head out.



that is just sick.
9/9/2004 1:44:37 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in downtown Tijuana.

Beat on your head until the Grey Matter shows.

A person who is "Ate  up with Dumbass"

Ride it like you stole it!

She is so ugly it looks like her neck Puked.
9/9/2004 1:45:57 PM EDT
[#39]
Buddy of mine when asked "How are you"

"If I was doing any better, I'd be doing twins."
9/9/2004 1:46:45 PM EDT
[#40]
"as slick as snot on a door knob"

"she's ugly enough to make a frieght train take a dirt road"

"I've seen better looking heads on a mug of beer"

"he be gettin' some yonder"   -  means he is moving very fast ....

All I can think of right now ...
9/9/2004 1:53:56 PM EDT
[#41]
"Thats how it goes.....
first your money,
then your clothes"

"Cut out the grab ass"

"I'd Hit It"

"This Thread is worthless without Pics"

for starters....
9/9/2004 1:56:40 PM EDT
[#42]
-Queer as a football bat

-Happier than a homo with a bucket full of dicks

-Busier than a three peckered rooster

-Strong as a retard and twice as dumb


Don't know no mo'
9/9/2004 1:57:15 PM EDT
[#43]
Piss-infected cum-bubble.

Cock holster.

Cum dumpster.
9/9/2004 2:01:23 PM EDT
[#44]
Me and a buddy were staring at this chicks ass one time and he said..."damn, that looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket."
9/9/2004 2:04:18 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
That makes me happier than a busload of retards on the way to Chucky Cheese.



madder than a queer with tonsilitis on valentines day?  
9/9/2004 2:07:05 PM EDT
[#46]
Busier than a dime whore on nickel night.
9/9/2004 2:08:11 PM EDT
[#47]

Red on the head like a dick on a dog.
9/9/2004 2:09:38 PM EDT
[#48]
up shit creek in a chicken wire canoe
9/9/2004 2:29:33 PM EDT
[#49]
Outstanding! Like a farmer in a field!

Handier than a pocket on a shirt

Slicker than deer guts on a door knob

Slicker that snot on glass
9/9/2004 2:51:32 PM EDT
[#50]
slicker than owl shit
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