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Posted: 9/9/2004 6:58:05 AM EDT
[#1]
Clowns are evil!
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Posted: 9/9/2004 7:05:16 AM EDT
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John Wayne Gacy was a part-time clown and a full-time molester. He worked for the Democrats in Chicago, even got a nice personal letter from Jimmy Carter's wife thanking him for being a clown at Dem events.
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Posted: 9/9/2004 7:07:44 AM EDT
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Being a clown at a Dem event? Isn't that a tad bit redundant?
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Posted: 9/9/2004 7:12:38 AM EDT
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How do clowns rate vs ninjas and pirates?
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Posted: 9/9/2004 11:23:24 AM EDT
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www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html Clowns = suck. Especially assclowns. |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 11:37:01 AM EDT
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Don't really care for them too much.
My wife hired one for our kids birthday this year. Turned out he was a Police Officer in my hometown. Wasn't sure which job he took more serious but he turned out to be a good guy. |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 11:45:25 AM EDT
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Washington, DC--Georgetown--M Street--Halloween many years ago. As I walk down the street, beer in hand, I see another reveler bump into a "clown." They exchange words. They square off. The clown starts dancing like a boxer in his clown shoes and knocks the guy out with one punch! The guy is out cold, his girlfriend is screaming, and the clown is standing over him with his fists in the air! Funniest damn scene ever!
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Posted: 9/9/2004 12:03:39 PM EDT
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Really? Oh come on now. We all float down here. You can float down here too DpC. Bilster |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 12:08:53 PM EDT
[#9]
AUUUUUGH! I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight! |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 12:12:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Then you need to get this T-shirt: 
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Posted: 9/9/2004 12:19:57 PM EDT
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My little sister saw Stephen King's IT when she was younger, scared of clowns for years... now she's in her early 20's, and is supposed to be getting her second black belt (Tae Kwon Do- Olympic style) this October, so I don't think she's the one who should be afraid anymore. As for me, if it can be shot and killed, don't worry about it. If it can't be shot and killed, it deserves to eat me, so don't worry about it.
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Posted: 9/9/2004 12:20:13 PM EDT
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Very cute. I think that's where my semi-fear of clowns started - with the Simpsons, where Homer built that creepy-ass clown bed for Bart and Bart refused to sleep in it. He curled up in the fetal positon instead chanting "can't sleep, clown'll eat me..." over and over. |
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Posted: 9/9/2004 12:26:53 PM EDT
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BEEP BEEP Blister! They ALL float down here. When your down here with us, you'll float too! 
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Posted: 9/9/2004 12:41:15 PM EDT
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Hey, by the way, what round do you use to take out...nah, nevermind
 You guys are sissies, clowns aren't anything more than more brightly colored targets. You all have NOTHING to fear!!! snf 
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Posted: 9/9/2004 1:53:59 PM EDT
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[BartSimpson]...can't sleep, clowns will eat me...can't sleep, clowns will eat me....[/BS]
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Posted: 9/9/2004 7:09:01 PM EDT
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Clowns allways need a secound banana(some one to play off of)as long as they are whacking and flower-squirting themselves fine!!
I think the white tiger in Siegfrid and roys act pretty much says how I feel about clowns!!! Bob 
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Posted: 9/9/2004 7:12:51 PM EDT
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all clowns go to hell...
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Posted: 9/9/2004 7:13:31 PM EDT
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My wife ABSOLUTELY HATES them. I used to have a custom guitar with a killer finish of 'Sweet Tooth' from the Twisted Metal video game. The first time she saw it, she walked out. That's when I found out about her fear/hatred of clowns. No idea why. She can't explain it.
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Posted: 9/9/2004 7:14:02 PM EDT
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define clowns. Be careful or we'll ALL be in trouble!
I don't believe in killing mimes, though. A mime is a terrible thing to waste. |
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