If a Kerry lied in the woods with only trees around, would it still be a lie?
And would the trees write a book about it?
Posted: 8/31/2004 12:45:14 AM EDT
[#1]
If Hairy Heinz could carry Kerry, could scary Kerry carry the weary yet merry fairies?
Posted: 8/31/2004 12:46:09 AM EDT
[#2]
Yes it would
Kerry would then have the trees that were there clearcut, and plant new ones. In the process he will get a purple heart for a splinter and a silver star for driving away some honey bees with a can of raid.
Posted: 8/31/2004 12:46:24 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted: If Hairy Heinz could carry Kerry, could scary Kerry carry the weary yet merry fairies?
Put down the bong and back away!
Posted: 8/31/2004 12:47:44 AM EDT
[#4]
I like pie!
Posted: 8/31/2004 1:00:04 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted: If a Kerry lied in the woods with only trees around, would it still be a lie?YES
And would the trees write a book about it?No, that would be suicide
