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Posted: 8/31/2004 12:37:01 AM EDT
If a Kerry lied in the woods with only trees around, would it still be a lie?

And would the trees write a book about it?
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 12:45:14 AM EDT
[#1]
If Hairy Heinz could carry Kerry, could scary Kerry carry the weary yet merry fairies?

Link Posted: 8/31/2004 12:46:09 AM EDT
[#2]
Yes it would

Kerry would then have the trees that were there clearcut, and plant new ones.  In the process he will get a purple heart for a splinter and a silver star for driving away some honey bees with a can of raid.
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 12:46:24 AM EDT
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If Hairy Heinz could carry Kerry, could scary Kerry carry the weary yet merry fairies?




Put down the bong and back away!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 12:47:44 AM EDT
[#4]
I like pie!
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 1:00:04 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
If a Kerry lied in the woods with only trees around, would it still be a lie?YES

And would the trees write a book about it?No, that would be suicide

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