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8/27/2004 4:47:56 AM EDT


After reading JIMBEAM'S thread about what is cheating I posted this one with a question I've always had about cheating.

O.K., I had a hard weeks work and on Friday I stop off at the Asian massage parlor on the way home. I get a sauna, shower and scrub, and a massage to get a few knots out. Well, while getting some knots out the lady asks  me if I plan on tipping her and I say sure( I always tip) and then she proceeds to let out a very big knot out of the "soup bone"by doing the "one, two stroke". Now, I wasn't there with the that in mind, I didn't ask for it, she just did it. It was "just" a hand job so is that cheating?
8/27/2004 4:49:25 AM EDT
[#1]
IMO...yes...

Billy boy cheated and that was a BJ...same rules apply...
8/27/2004 4:49:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Uh...  YES.

You could have stopped her if you didn't want it.
8/27/2004 4:50:10 AM EDT
[#3]
It only took two strokes?
8/27/2004 4:51:05 AM EDT
[#4]
Ahhhh   yes!!


The old "Massage & Release"....

I would have to say this answer really depends on what your intentions were...only you know what your true goals were.


SGtar15
8/27/2004 4:51:41 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
It only took two strokes?









Sgtar15
8/27/2004 4:52:01 AM EDT
[#6]
I guess its pre-pubescant sex ed day at Arfcom.

Its kinda like they say in football - don't dance when you reach the end zone. Act like you been there before, and you plan on being back soon.
8/27/2004 4:52:33 AM EDT
[#7]
yes.
8/27/2004 4:53:27 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
It only took two strokes?









Sgtar15



STill laughing  


Oh my Lord that was funny...


Om my...

Sgt(whipingtearsaway)ar15


SGtar15
8/27/2004 4:53:44 AM EDT
[#9]
Please IM me the address of this place.

Thank you.
8/27/2004 4:53:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
yes.


+1

Would you, or could you tell your wife about it when you got home?  Would she be OK with it?
8/27/2004 4:54:36 AM EDT
[#11]
GI... you wan happy ending?
8/27/2004 4:55:18 AM EDT
[#12]
My wife told me "If ya gotta ask, it's cheating!". Your significant other probably thinks the same. Sorry, rocko.
8/27/2004 4:56:37 AM EDT
[#13]
Ask yourself this, If your wife was getting a massage & the Guy in there helped her releive some tension in a similar way WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT CHEATING?
8/27/2004 4:56:59 AM EDT
[#14]
Creative masturbation - consider it a professional courtesey.  You walked out of there relaxed did you not?  If you find that you keep upping the tip amount to see 'what else' happens, I'd consider that supspicious in regards to cheating.


That said, I don't think two strokes counts as cheating.  Five maybe.
8/27/2004 4:58:11 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Ask yourself this, If your wife was getting a massage & the Guy in there helped her releive some tension in a similar way WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT CHEATING?


If his wife got off from someone stroking HER soupbone, then our hero Johnny Blade has bigger things to worry about.
8/27/2004 4:58:47 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Ask yourself this, If your wife was getting a massage & the Guy in there helped her releive some tension in a similar way WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT CHEATING?


+1
YES!
8/27/2004 4:59:23 AM EDT
[#17]
You sir are a Man-Whore.  You cheated.
8/27/2004 4:59:51 AM EDT
[#18]
Nope.  Just IMO, of course.
8/27/2004 5:00:03 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
It only took two strokes?


ONLY two strokes? Hell, I was lucky to get two strokes! The lady was pretty hot(big boobies shifting around in a white silk blouse) and it was a BIG shock when it started happening! So.......
8/27/2004 5:00:22 AM EDT
[#20]
U got girlfriend Vietnam? Me Love u long time. hug.gif

Yeah I would say that is cheating.
8/27/2004 5:00:40 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ask yourself this, If your wife was getting a massage & the Guy in there helped her releive some tension in a similar way WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT CHEATING?


+1
YES!


+2, Hell yes.
8/27/2004 5:00:51 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
It only took two strokes?









Sgtar15



STill laughing  


Oh my Lord that was funny...


Om my...

Sgt(whipingtearsaway)ar15


SGtar15




ahh...whhhhh...ahhhhh..

Damn...that was funny...


I can relax now...thanks for the laugh...


SGtar15
8/27/2004 5:02:53 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
It only took two strokes?


ONLY two strokes? Hell, I was lucky to get two strokes! The lady was pretty hot(big boobies shifting around in a white silk blouse) and it was a BIG shock when it started happening! So.......



Okay...I change my answer.


Since you are able to give such an acurate desription of this woman then you obviously planned it.


WHich  equals cheating
BTW...Got pics?

SGtar15
8/27/2004 5:03:47 AM EDT
[#24]
When these scenarios pop up I try and take it from a different view. If my wife was the massage person and some guy was getting the massage, would I consider it cheating if she did that to him?

Hell yea!

It's a simple math thing...replace the woman in any of these type scenarios with your wife. Replace yourself with some Joe off the street. What's the answer?

nuff said  
8/27/2004 5:03:48 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Creative masturbation - consider it a professional courtesey.  You walked out of there relaxed did you not?  If you find that you keep upping the tip amount to see 'what else' happens, I'd consider that supspicious in regards to cheating.


That said, I don't think two strokes counts as cheating.  Five maybe.


See, this is my feelings toward it. If I go back knowing what might happen then it is cheating.
8/27/2004 5:05:36 AM EDT
[#26]
Turn it around the other way... how would you feel about it if your wife went to a massage parlor, got rubbed down by some guy in a room with just the two of them, she's naked, and then he masturbated her to orgasm?
8/27/2004 5:05:50 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Creative masturbation - consider it a professional courtesey.  You walked out of there relaxed did you not?  If you find that you keep upping the tip amount to see 'what else' happens, I'd consider that supspicious in regards to cheating.


That said, I don't think two strokes counts as cheating.  Five maybe.


See, this is my feelings toward it. If I go back knowing what might happen then it is cheating.


Right!

You can only play the ignorance card once!  Carry on and live a good life soldier!
8/27/2004 5:06:17 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
If his wife got off from someone stroking HER soupbone, then our hero Johnny Blade has bigger things to worry about.
8/27/2004 5:06:28 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Turn it around the other way... how would you feel about it if your wife went to a massage parlor, got rubbed down by some guy in a room with just the two of them, she's naked, and then he masturbated her to orgasm?


All male massage parlor employees are gay, that logic doesn't apply!
8/27/2004 5:08:24 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Ask yourself this, If your wife was getting a massage & the Guy in there helped her releive some tension in a similar way WOULD YOU CONSIDER IT CHEATING?


I thought all men learned , oh about at the age of seven or eight, that men are not held to the same moral standards as women? You know that old double standard.
8/27/2004 5:08:32 AM EDT
[#31]
A rub n tug.
Cheating is a state of mind. If you can convince yourself it wasnt, it wasnt.
8/27/2004 5:11:35 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Turn it around the other way... how would you feel about it if your wife went to a massage parlor, got rubbed down by some guy in a room with just the two of them, she's naked, and then he masturbated her to orgasm?



Ahhhh.... C'mon...   Ahhhh....    Don't stop writing Big Ben...   Ohhh!!!
8/27/2004 5:12:14 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
she proceeds to let out a very big knot out of the "soup bone"by doing the "one, two stroke". Now, I wasn't there with the that in mind, I didn't ask for it, she just did it. It was "just" a hand job so is that cheating?


Despite the fact that you lacked intent, another woman put her hand on your bone (and you spilled puddin').  Perhaps you're trying to rationalize this act because there was no coital penetration.  

So if another guy sucked your wife's tits, is that cheating?  
8/27/2004 5:13:39 AM EDT
[#34]
"She imagined his fingers were his throbbing manhood as he slipped them in and out of her bubbling crevasse..."
8/27/2004 5:22:30 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
she proceeds to let out a very big knot out of the "soup bone"by doing the "one, two stroke". Now, I wasn't there with the that in mind, I didn't ask for it, she just did it. It was "just" a hand job so is that cheating?


Despite the fact that you lacked intent, another woman put her hand on your bone (and you spilled puddin').  Perhaps you're trying to rationalize this act because there was no coital penetration.  

So if another guy sucked your wife's tits, is that cheating?  





Would she have gotten a set of beads?
8/27/2004 5:22:36 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
I guess its pre-pubescant sex ed day at Arfcom.

Its kinda like they say in football - don't dance when you reach the end zone. Act like you been there before, and you plan on being back soon.
8/27/2004 5:27:38 AM EDT
[#37]
Boy, my back sure is sore this morning, where was that massage parlor again?
8/27/2004 5:31:34 AM EDT
[#38]
The massage with the "happy ending"?

C'Mon you knew those places are infamous for that!!

Hell Yeah it was cheating!
8/27/2004 5:31:42 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
It only took two strokes?




You "cheated" her.
8/27/2004 5:37:16 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Nope.  Just IMO, of course.


Please disgregard anything this man says.  He is not right in the head.
8/27/2004 5:47:52 AM EDT
[#41]
I would consider that cheating.
8/27/2004 6:06:33 AM EDT
[#42]
Damn, I thought you were joking about the two strokes part.  I have to change my answer.  If it only took two strokes, I guess you didn't have time to react.  So you're in the clear.

Stroke one: (thinking) What the heck is going on???

Stroke two: (thinking) I should say someth.... (outloud) "Oh God!  Uhggg!!!"






Dude, two strokes???  
8/27/2004 6:30:58 AM EDT
[#43]
Hey, I've got one of those massage parlors here in town too.  I always get the happy ending.
8/27/2004 6:36:07 AM EDT
[#44]
Yep, you cheated
8/27/2004 6:36:49 AM EDT
[#45]
[mallrats/] But did you come!!!!!?? [/mallrats]

sorry had to...  

p.s.  so what $ did you tip her any way?
8/27/2004 6:42:48 AM EDT
[#46]
wow some of you guys should run for Democrat presidential candidate



yes it's friggin cheating.  doesn't matter what your definition of "is" is.

now having said that, where is this place again?  
8/27/2004 6:45:32 AM EDT
[#47]
Two strokes?  Obviously you were not flaccid so you knew what was coming.  Don’t go back and don’t sweat it.

Course I’ve never been in a committed relationship that didn’t involve cheating; YMMV.
8/27/2004 6:47:38 AM EDT
[#48]
"No honey, she was just cleaning it and the damn thing just went off!"
8/27/2004 7:22:27 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
"No honey, she was just cleaning it and the damn thing just went off!"




Yeah, you cheated.
8/27/2004 7:27:33 AM EDT
[#50]
absolutely cheating.
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