No illegal ones come to mind, though I did receive a few questionable ones....
Brand new to the unit E-2 in Germany, we're out in the field at Hohenfels, worst winter in Germany
in 100+ years. Standing post at the entrance to the TOC perimeter. Jeep pulls up, and I could see
that it was the BN XO and his driver. Neither could remember the password. He's bitching about
being late for a briefing, and I'm teetering between fear of officers (being new to the unit and the
Army) and my fear of having to explain to 'Dameon' (our Top) why I'd allowed someone into the
perimeter w/o the countersign. Fear of Top over-rode my fear of him, and I wouldn't let them pass.
To this day, I'm convinced that the TOC could hear the screeching from where we were standing,
as about that time, here comes the SGM. "You can let him in, son. Don't worry about it," referring
to the major's threats.
Received an AAM out of it later, as the SGM said that I did my job, and privately told me that our
confrontation had been one of the funniest things he'd heard in a long time!
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Working in the comsec vault, I had a few hard-drives that needed destruction. HDs at "X" level, you
could destroy with a certain method, but "Y" level items had to be destroyed via more stringent
methods. The CESO came into the vault one morning as I was getting ready to leave for the destruct
facility, which was abt an hours drive away.
"Where are you going?"
"I have to go to ___ to destroy these drives. Remember, I told you about this yesterday?"
"Oh yeah. Well, we don't have time for all that. Just peel the stickers off of them, and throw them in
the box with the "X" drives. Nobody will know the difference."
"Sir, I can't do that, and you know it."
"Why not?"
We then started swapping codes, regs, and devolved into the LT having me locked at attention while
he proceeded to tell me what was going to happen to me, becoming more unglued as it went along.
Abt that time, the BN XO happened to walk past, and stuck his head in, obviously wondering why
the LT was screaming at a CPL. He seperated us, got our stories, then left with the LT, telling me
to stand fast until I heard from him. An hour later, the phone rings, with the CQ telling me that the
XO wants me to report to the BN CO's office ASAP. I figured that my ass was toast, but went on
up, where the COL had me repeat my story to him, then thanked me for sticking to my guns, and
doing it right.
Oh, BTW, we had a new CESO a week later.