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Posted: 8/6/2004 1:20:41 PM EDT

Bonus points if you can score points politcally!

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:21:25 PM EDT

[#1]

Mine:

"Thank you Mr. Moore. I always appreciate your opinion"

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:23:24 PM EDT

[#2]

kerry campaign advisors collect more info to help with election.

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:24:23 PM EDT

[#3]

John Kerry Heinz collects new ingredients for his special edition ketchup: Turd-A-Rific flavoring.

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:24:23 PM EDT

[#4]

"Kerry campaign worker gathers opinions of him during poll taking."

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:24:47 PM EDT

[#5]

I'm Rick James Bitch!

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:26:10 PM EDT

[#6]

A Kerry supporter collecting my contribution to the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:27:07 PM EDT

[#7]

Republicans "voice" opinions on Kerry!

ETA: Is her name "John"?

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:32:27 PM EDT

[#8]

what's the winner get?

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:35:58 PM EDT

[#9]

what's the winner get?

Whatever's in the bag!

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:40:42 PM EDT

[#10]

"but but but.. I was the FIRST LADY!!!!"

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:42:14 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
what's the winner get?

Whatever's in the bag!

lol fuck it then i ain't gonna tax my brain

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:42:24 PM EDT

[#12]

"... And thats the reason we need 2 Johns"

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:47:32 PM EDT

[#13]

The Democratic Party's Carpet Baggers in the South of the 21st Century. Crap Baggers. They will twist the Conservative views of the Republican Party and sell it as crap to the ignorant and socialists.

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:48:50 PM EDT

[#14]

Little Suzie had no idea what she was getting herself into when she signed up for that South African Department of Domestic Affairs internship!!

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:49:20 PM EDT

[#15]

"Wow, there sure is a lot of Kerry coming out of this Elephant's ass!"

6 Aug, 2004:
One of Senator John Kerry's campaign organizers was fired today after information and a photograph from an anonymous source tipped the Presidential hopeful off to a disturbing practice the organizer had been partaking to gather ingredients for the daily 3-course meals that Senator Kerry, his wife Teresa Heinz-Kerry, and his running mate John Edwards had been consuming over the course of several months. Senator Kerry was quoted as saying: "I knew something tasted funny. I could recognize the taste from when I was in Vietnam. I received my 3rd' Purple Heart after a frightening encounter with the south end of a northbound elephant." The dismissed organizer refused to comment.

Posted: 8/6/2004 1:50:52 PM EDT

[#16]

That's the last time I answer a blind ad for work!

Posted: 8/6/2004 4:39:20 PM EDT

[#17]

A long time member of the Democratic Underground gets a promotion.

Posted: 8/6/2004 4:44:38 PM EDT

[#18]

"SHIT!"

Posted: 8/6/2004 4:48:11 PM EDT

[#19]

"I'am Teresa (throw me dog chow cuz I iz butt ugly) Heinz Kerry and I approve this message, EAT SHIT!"

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