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Posted: 8/4/2004 5:58:25 AM EDT

Posted: 8/4/2004 5:59:34 AM EDT

[#1]

"Teresa, Do you think these would fit in John Edwards' sphincter?"

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:00:01 AM EDT

[#2]

vote for me and when you feel the pain you'll know what it is.

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:00:16 AM EDT

[#3]

MANPONS anyone?

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:00:54 AM EDT

[#4]

"Pay the ransom, or I drop the corn!"

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:01:29 AM EDT

[#5]

I am The Great Cornholeio !!!

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:06:11 AM EDT

[#6]

"After I raise your taxes you might have enough money left to use this as toilet paper"

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:06:29 AM EDT

[#7]

" I promise 2 ears in every pot"

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:08:37 AM EDT

[#8]

Look, I'm a regular working guy. I picked these myself.

-thinking- What are these things anyhow? They smell funny. -thinking-

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:09:46 AM EDT

[#9]

I rolled these joints myself!!.

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:10:55 AM EDT

[#10]

<to the working man> Insert, pointed end first<to the working man>

Anyone else notice the look on Teresa's face is the background? I think she enjoys appeasing the 'little people'.

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:11:23 AM EDT

[#11]

Hey look at me! I'm a drooling retard holding some greenbeans! My dumbass wife thinks they're carrots.

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:12:02 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I rolled these joints myself!!.

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:14:38 AM EDT

[#13]

Theresa sure looks excited, doesn't she?

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:15:31 AM EDT

[#14]

"Here is your daily food rations, lowly subjects"

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:15:47 AM EDT

[#15]

Quick Theresa, start the bus!!! They are after us and ever since we got rid of guns in this country all I have to fight off the hordes are these two ears of corn!!

(Theresa in the back, "Where did those fucking peasants get the hoes and axes? I thought we banned those in 2005.")

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:16:21 AM EDT

[#16]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears?

I need an ear this big to plug up my suck hole! Take these little one back to the poor folks that eat this kinda crap.

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:17:59 AM EDT

[#17]

"People say I look corny, so I thought I'd prove them wrong . . . . hey, where's the laughter? That joke slayed them at the DNC!"

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:30:08 AM EDT

[#18]

...so there was this time back in 'Nam, when I found myself forced to destroy the village of su-fuk-yu. Me and my homies thought we were being shot at, and the fire seemed to be coming from this village. So I gives the orders and we raze and graze. Didn't we feel silly when we found it the sound wasn't gunfire, but they were just popping popcorn!

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:30:55 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Theresa sure looks excited, doesn't she?

One for each hole.

Theresa "And they are naturally ribbed"!

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:32:43 AM EDT

[#20]

"Look at me! I'm a farmer too!"

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:32:52 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

"That's two, see if you can pull the thrid one out of my butt."

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:33:11 AM EDT

[#22]

Teresa Heinz-Kerry is one UGLY woman.

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:34:19 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Teresa Heinz-Kerry is one UGLY woman.

That's a woman, I thought it was a monkey???

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:35:00 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I rolled these joints myself!!.

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:35:11 AM EDT

[#25]

The Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the Northeast!

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:46:19 AM EDT

[#26]

"Well Doc, you ain't going to believe this...

I was walking naked in my garden and was juggling 3 ears of corn.... Next thing I knowed I done fell down and only had these two left.

Uh, yup I think on of them is up there.... Like I said, you ain't going to believe this.

"

So ends another hour of Appalachian ER. Please tune in next time...

Sly

Posted: 8/4/2004 6:54:57 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I am The Great Cornholeio !!!

Posted: 8/4/2004 7:32:29 AM EDT

[#28]

See this corn....this two ears of corn......did I mention that I served in Vietnam and have three purple hearts!

Posted: 8/4/2004 7:52:58 AM EDT

[#29]

I wonder how long it'll be before somebody photshops the corn into dildos. That'd be pretty funny

Posted: 8/4/2004 8:04:04 AM EDT

[#30]

Pull my corn, c'mon pull.

Posted: 8/4/2004 8:05:57 AM EDT

[#31]

Look what I found stuck up my wife's butt!!!

Posted: 8/4/2004 8:08:30 AM EDT

[#32]

Kerryland: where men are men and corn cobs are nervous

Posted: 8/4/2004 8:13:40 AM EDT

[#33]

Posted: 8/4/2004 8:18:07 AM EDT

[#34]

the original was worse but i cleaned it up

Posted: 8/6/2004 6:55:25 AM EDT

[#35]

Thank's folks, viagra doesn't help me much lately,I'm sure Teresa will be having a ball tonight

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