Posted: 8/3/2004 2:22:48 PM EDT
So, I'm on my way home from work this morning at about 0630. I'm doing 85 in a 70 mph zone and see a car coming up from behind me going faster than me. There is a car to the right of me, so I speed up a little to get in front of him so the other guy can pass. I glance as he's going past, thinking he should be happy (since most people down here would just slow down and block you in) and he's flipping me the bird. "WTF" I'm thinking and as he goes past, I see it's a G12 government tag and the car has a Marine Corp sticker on the back window. He has his dress hat on the dash, so he was a Marine Corp Recruiter. Is it just me, or does shit like this really burn your ass too?!?!  So, a little while later, after a toll plaza that he had to stop at (Iwent thru the SunPass lane), I'm in front of him again and he pulls along side to my left and he's behind a car with another behind him, and for about 5 miles I control my speed to keep him pinned in. At one point I looked over and waved and then kindly returned the bird to him.  F'ing ingrates!! LOL OK, now I feel better!!
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F#$%&^% A right! Good for you! That's the most pleasing thing I've heard ALL DAY!  
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Fuck him. You did good. Scew karma, get even when you need to. |
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I seem to always get behind the guy who subtracts 10 or 15 miles an hour from the speed limit signs. Sign says 45? That means if you only go 30 you hardly even have to pay attention, right? Oh yeah and then they always decide they're going to turn about 10 feet beforehand and slam on their brakes, coming almost to a standstill before turning. Blinkers are for the birds! |
I see alot of those and driving down the road with a blinker on. |
I had some assclown give me the finger for no good reason a while ago....I was able to get in front of him on a slush covered 2 lane highway and ride the middle of the lane (where all the snow and shit accumulates) for a good ten miles while the idiot was unable to pass in his POS minivan. He got a nice helping of snow/ice/salt/shit.
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| I accidentally cut a guy off this morning in city traffic. He honked his horn and I waved a big nice "I'm sorry" and meant it. At a stop light he was right behind me and made no effort to get out or signal me but when I did a Uturn he spun out behind me in an out of controll spinning of tires and noise and came up along side of me at the next light. I looked over and he was trying to say something so I lowered my window. There was two of them so I had my G-17 on my lap when he yelled "hey buddy you need to learn how to drive"! I responded with an "I'm sorry I cut you off. I'm lost and I know my driving sucks" all the time smiling my most humble Ifucked up smile. He immediately felt like shit and appologized for being a dick and gave me directions to my destination. I was soooo relieved. My most sincere wish is to never have to take a life and I would have taken an ass whippin rather than shoot someone so if both of them came out of that truck I was going to run the light. However, if they had anything in their hands somebody was getting hurt real bad. I wasn't having a good day and couldn't trust my temper at that point of the morning. |