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Link Posted: 1/14/2023 8:35:58 PM EDT
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Bishop Bullwinkle Hell To Da Naw,Naw,Naw With Da Bicycle
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I'd plow all of them.  None are particularly good looking, but they're not mayo tankers and pussy is pussy.


GD: BECAUSE OF MY WIFE I HAVEN'T HAD SEX SINCE 1996

ALSO GD: Ew a woman under 140lbs, would not do, that's a man
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These are the exact type of women GD hates as they were hot 35 years ago, bagged a man, then bled him dry in the divorce, now sit at the country club all day drinking sangria and getting work done on their leathery liver spot skin.
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 8:50:21 PM EDT
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BIG MIKE IS BIG SEXY!
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 8:58:08 PM EDT
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Far left, no other MILFS seen.
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The one on the far right could be an IDF girl.
Slap some desert camo on her and give her an M4 and ARF would be all over her.
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 9:25:26 PM EDT
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She apparently has 6 kids.. all with different dads

Here Comes Trouble | MILF Manor | TLC
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 9:26:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/14/2023 9:34:31 PM EDT
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We are digressing faster than expected. I believe "Ow my balls" will be on TV in the next year or two.
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 9:40:55 PM EDT
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From a quick glance.  Looks like dudes in disguise
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This
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 9:42:33 PM EDT
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Spoiler

MILF

Man
I’d
Like to
Fuck


Not

Mom
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 9:42:38 PM EDT
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Not one of those things is a MILF
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 9:45:34 PM EDT
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I am an old guy.  Now not every one of those women is what I would call "hot", if I was unmarried, and down on the beach, and almost any one of them came over to chat, I would not bury my face in a book.

It's all a matter of perspective.   At the age of all the Chads on GD, those women look WAY over the hill to you studs.

For those of us with more miles on the chassis, the view is a bit different.

However, not a one of them would be what I would call "relationship material."  Fun for a short time, and that's it.
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 9:46:33 PM EDT
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Is this what passes for MILF?

If so, I guess I’m doing alright…
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 10:36:27 PM EDT
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Not only but hell no.
Damn you OP, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Link Posted: 1/14/2023 11:20:07 PM EDT
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When I think of a woman that enjoys the term MILF, I think she’s probably a vapid washed up whore.
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I used it once as a joke when my husband sent me something from his work email.  

I wanted a bunch of letters after my name too so I signed my response with PCP (professional couch potato), SPP (semi-professional photographer) and MILF (cause at least I am to him ).  

Link Posted: 1/14/2023 11:20:54 PM EDT
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I don't think MILF means what they think it means
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 11:28:57 PM EDT
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sorry, not into dudes
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 11:30:21 PM EDT
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those are girnfs

grannies i'd rather not
Link Posted: 1/14/2023 11:57:56 PM EDT
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She apparently has 6 kids.. all with different dads

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So she puts out!!
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:06:31 AM EDT
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She apparently has 6 kids.. all with different dads

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Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:21:48 AM EDT
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I’d fuck em all but I wouldn’t brag about it.
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How freaking horny and sad do you have to be where those gross things start to raise even the slightest interest?
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:27:32 AM EDT
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hell naw brah, dafuq.
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The rumored “twist” is that the young guys they are hitting on are the sons of the other contestants.
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 1:13:42 AM EDT
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Kelle, the blonde with big tits and receding hairline looks aight
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 3:28:00 AM EDT
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Not quite as ugly as an Australian porn shoot.

But close.

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Florida Sun baked cougars at a 3 on the 1-10 scale and I am being kind!
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 4:04:02 AM EDT
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Jesus.  That's a whole Lotta nope from me dawg.
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Are they buying?
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 4:10:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/15/2023 4:17:41 AM EDT
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i just saw a advert for "MILF Manor", TV show on TLC. So, Guilty or not guilty?
can I be the first to say that I may or may not take one for the team?

MILF's.



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ONE FATTY, 1 CRAZY, AND THAT OTHER ONE'S A DUDE!

No thanks.

Link Posted: 1/15/2023 4:38:29 AM EDT
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Efl15 would have a cock in his mouth and gargle cum onto his chin while mouthing, wordlessly, "Not guilty".
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:18:37 PM EDT
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Women like that are the reason you never get really, really, really drunk at a bar in Scottsdale, Arizona.

You go home with what you beer-goggle to be a blonde ten and then wake up with a haggard old thrice-divorced painted-up realtor. Then you try to sneak out without waking her, but you keep tripping over all the cats in the apartment.
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Way too specific, looks at location...  You have my deepest condolences.
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:22:38 PM EDT
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She's 50....THAT IS A GILF, NOT A MILF.

Still hot
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:23:43 PM EDT
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The rumored “twist” is that the young guys they are hitting on are the sons of the other contestants.
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Hells yeah!
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:23:43 PM EDT
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Unreality television
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Only 2 of 8 would get a second glance and then move on because they all will have issues.
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:32:01 PM EDT
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Have you ever not enjoyed getting coitus?

I have always enjoyed jt
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Any sip of water in a desert will do.



Have you ever not enjoyed getting coitus?

I have always enjoyed jt


Two things that college roommates told me..
Sex is always good and can only go up the scale
The f^&k you pass up is the f^&k you don’t get.
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:34:34 PM EDT
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That’s a big no to that one dog.
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:35:15 PM EDT
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Slumpbusters.
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:36:58 PM EDT
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Two things that college roommates told me..
Sex is always good and can only go up the scale
The f^&k you pass up is the f^&k you don’t get.
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Any sip of water in a desert will do.



Have you ever not enjoyed getting coitus?

I have always enjoyed jt


Two things that college roommates told me..
Sex is always good and can only go up the scale
The f^&k you pass up is the f^&k you don’t get.


100% correct
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:37:22 PM EDT
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That would have to be one pretty fuckin' HUGE slump.

Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:40:16 PM EDT
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Women like that are the reason you never get really, really, really drunk at a bar in Scottsdale, Arizona.

You go home with what you beer-goggle to be a blonde ten and then wake up with a haggard old thrice-divorced painted-up realtor. Then you try to sneak out without waking her, but you keep tripping over all the cats in the apartment.
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It's the thoughtful details that make a great storyteller.
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:44:55 PM EDT
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You'll never be a real woman.
Link Posted: 1/15/2023 12:49:02 PM EDT
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In my younger years I had a couple MILF's make it clear that they wood like to get to know me better.

At that time I was more into babes my own age. Actually though, even as I've gotten older I'm into women my own age in terms of an actual relationship - ie beyond just getting neekid.


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