Posted: 7/13/2004 12:10:35 PM EDT
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AIRPLANE ABOUT TO CRASH > > An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 > passengers on board but > only 4 parachutes. > > > The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the > best NBA basketball > player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." > So he took the first > pack and left the plane. > > > The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am > the wife of the > former U.S. President, a Senator from New York, and > a potential > future president. And I am the smartest woman in > American history, > so America's people don't want me to die." She took > the second pack > and jumped out of the plane. > > > The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a > Senator. I am also > going to be my party's nominee for President." So he > grabbed the pack next > to > him and jumped. > > > The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said > to the fifth > passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a > full life, and have > served > my country well. I will sacrifice my life and let > you have the last > parachute. > > > The girl said, "That's okay sir. There's a parachute > left for you. > America's smartest woman took my > schoolbag." |
