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7/10/2004 6:03:48 PM EDT
I was in line at the liquor store a minute ago.  A woman in her 20's is ahead of me.  She's wearing hiking boots, shorts, a tank top, and designer sunglasses.  She's wearing her long brown hair in a pony tail.  Her boyfriend walks up to her and starts talking to her.....in an English accent.  I had to say "Hey, you guys English?"

"Yeah, mate."

"You know who she looks like?"

Pause. "Go on, then."

"Lara Croft. You know, like the video game?"

awkward silence.
7/10/2004 6:09:00 PM EDT
[#1]
still waiting for the punchline....
7/10/2004 6:10:15 PM EDT
[#2]
ummmmmmmm, sure............................

what did you get at the liquor store?
7/10/2004 6:17:08 PM EDT
[#3]
Perfect ending to any story that is bombing:

and then i found five dollars.

7/10/2004 6:20:55 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
ummmmmmmm, sure............................

what did you get at the liquor store?



Busch Ice.

OK maybe this story isn't funny, haha but funny strange.  I just found it weird that this chick dressed like Lara Croft standing in line with a 40 of Miller actually turned out to be English.
7/10/2004 6:43:33 PM EDT
[#5]
Do you walk to work or carry a lunch?
7/10/2004 6:45:45 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Do you walk to work or carry a lunch?



?
7/11/2004 5:07:49 AM EDT
[#7]
must really really suck to have to go to the liquor store to buy beer
7/11/2004 5:10:25 AM EDT
[#8]
Can you get Alaskan beer where you live?
7/11/2004 5:31:00 AM EDT
[#9]
You didn't hit on her?
7/11/2004 6:38:53 AM EDT
[#10]
THIS POST IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!
7/11/2004 6:50:41 AM EDT
[#11]
+1




7/11/2004 6:51:17 AM EDT
[#12]
I just feel the need to post here.
7/11/2004 6:55:52 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
THIS POST IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!



7/11/2004 7:02:44 AM EDT
[#14]
So, English people that are old enough to buy booze don't spend a lot of time playing video games.

Now you know.

7/11/2004 7:04:35 AM EDT
[#15]
I got it.


It was kinda ironic.
7/11/2004 7:53:57 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Perfect ending to any story that is bombing:

and then i found five dollars.





7/11/2004 1:53:36 PM EDT
[#17]
I think it is a good story. The British have a very different sense of humor than Americans, but they are one of the few allies we can count on.
7/11/2004 2:12:30 PM EDT
[#18]
Maybe you should retitle this thread "Not Too Funny".
7/11/2004 2:49:21 PM EDT
[#19]
European swallow or African swallow?