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7/6/2004 7:36:47 PM EDT
7/6/2004 7:38:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Commandant Klink !!!!!
Hogan has escaped again !!!!!
I seeeee nothing.......NOTHING !!
7/6/2004 7:39:28 PM EDT
[#2]


First thing I thought of was "SHUUUUUUUUUUUUULTZ!"

7/6/2004 7:41:38 PM EDT
[#3]
Well, since Hogans heroes references are covered...

"Rare color WW2-era photograph of German soldier after French conquest. Photo taken shortly after the  raid of a fine French bakery and pastry shoppe"
7/6/2004 7:51:09 PM EDT
[#4]
"Jews....  The other other white meat."


I'm sorry in advance.
7/6/2004 7:51:30 PM EDT
[#5]
"Hermann Goering, on one of his many outings to his Bavarian hunting lodge, rests while pursuing the elusive red stag..."
7/6/2004 7:51:54 PM EDT
[#6]
is that a real guy?
7/6/2004 7:55:59 PM EDT
[#7]
"If I am very still and quiet.....maybe the Amerikaners von't see me........."
7/6/2004 7:58:40 PM EDT
[#8]
That poor motorcycle.
7/6/2004 7:59:12 PM EDT
[#9]
Hope they dont notice I took das tent, I vas cold!
7/6/2004 8:00:20 PM EDT
[#10]
My fat ass is stuck in the grass again.  Should learn how to stay on the pavement.
7/6/2004 8:00:38 PM EDT
[#11]
[Elmer Fudd] where is dat wascally wabbit [Elmer Fudd]
7/6/2004 8:01:04 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Well, since Hogans heroes references are covered...



+1

7/6/2004 8:06:22 PM EDT
[#13]
That is the reason I am not a reenactor.  There is no such thing as a fat infantry man!  If I were to show up to an event in a WWII uniform I would be doing a dis servie to all the vets.  Reminds me of the fat 101st ABN reenactor I see at the Reading Airport's WWII Weekend.  I said to someone "I would love to see him run up Currahee" the guy just keeled over with laughter.  Man when I see stuff like that it just pisses me off.  [Rant off]
Matt
7/6/2004 8:13:08 PM EDT
[#14]
Fahtrvergnügen
7/6/2004 8:20:19 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
That is the reason I am not a reenactor.  There is no such thing as a fat infantry man!  If I were to show up to an event in a WWII uniform I would be doing a dis servie to all the vets.  Reminds me of the fat 101st ABN reenactor I see at the Reading Airport's WWII Weekend.  I said to someone "I would love to see him run up Currahee" the guy just keeled over with laughter.  Man when I see stuff like that it just pisses me off.  [Rant off]
Matt



this guy?:
7/7/2004 5:04:27 AM EDT
[#16]
"Zay tell me zees new cameras add 100 pounds"

"But Kommander, I did not realize zis was a shelter half! I gained all zis weight so it would fit!"

"If it weren't for cargo parachutes I'd never jump!"
7/7/2004 5:14:41 AM EDT
[#17]
He's a good example of the master race, eh?
7/7/2004 5:15:18 AM EDT
[#18]
I wanted to be Airborne...but the jumbo jet is currently not in the Air Force lineup.
7/7/2004 5:16:52 AM EDT
[#19]
My name is Rolf.

I am a  Taurus.

I love midnight rides on my motorbike with that very special lady.

I enjoy all you can eat at the Sizzler, and have watch every episode of Hogan's Heros.

If you pick me, you will be encased in my ENORMOUS love.

Click on my e-mail and send me your link so we can hook up.  
7/7/2004 5:31:45 AM EDT
[#20]
"Mid Life Crisis gone horribly wrong!"
7/7/2004 5:40:39 AM EDT
[#21]
I can't even think of a caption.

What I want to know is,

How did he get his fat ass on that bike?
7/7/2004 5:41:24 AM EDT
[#22]
Farfrümüvin
7/7/2004 5:45:24 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
That poor motorcycle.



well ya beat me to it
7/7/2004 6:07:11 AM EDT
[#24]
"As the Russians near Berlin, Hitler calls up every available citizen to defend the Reich."
Several Russian infantry companies have laughed themselves to death so far.  The new wonder weapon seems to be working.

I could see them shoving his big ass out of a JU-52.  The damn plane would probably jump straight up in the air about a 1000 feet.

The primary thing that irks me about this is that he's got a shitload of money sitting there.  Especially if that's a real MG34 and a real Fallschirmjaeger helmet. I know that smock is a reproduction because there's no way they had anyone that big.  

Being a re-enactor is fine if you're into it, but this guy's unit has to be uneasy when they do a public display.
7/7/2004 6:42:22 AM EDT
[#25]
The rumors that Michael Moore defected to Germany and joined the military were somewhat substaiated today when a photo surfaced of Recruit Moore undergoing mechanized training. German troops who are too big to move themselves often are assigned to mechanized units to haul their fat a$$es around. One military spokesmans, speaking on grounds of ameminty, said that the German High Command plans to use Recruit Moore as their own version of the Siegefried Line.
7/7/2004 6:44:13 AM EDT
[#26]
my second choice would be:

"Hilter Angels" - the merging of the rebel motorcycle culture of the US meets facism in a head on collison, with periodic stops of course at "Whattaburgerhiem".
7/7/2004 6:46:49 AM EDT
[#27]
zeee hot light iz on dat da Krispy Kreme donuts, ja.  I vill shoot anyone who getz in da way...
7/7/2004 6:55:44 AM EDT
[#28]

7/7/2004 7:01:11 AM EDT
[#29]
My name is Herman, but vith my long hair zey call my Helga. On Tuesdays I'm the pouty blonde. Three cigarettes wil get you anywhere, kriegsmarine!
7/7/2004 7:05:32 AM EDT
[#30]
Tactical_Jew......are those pictures of "Fatman" and "Little Boy"??  wait....wait....no..those were bombs.....nevermind
7/7/2004 7:48:47 AM EDT
[#31]
First thing I thought of was Herman Goering goes hunting...
7/7/2004 1:31:14 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
www.angelfire.com/cantina/sand_troopers/Ezimagehost/Farbio



Do I see a Kraut with a MULLET?
7/7/2004 2:11:08 PM EDT
[#33]
[Cartman]BEEF CAKE!

BEEF CAKE!

BEEF CAAAAAAAKE!!!!!![/Cartman]

Sly
7/7/2004 2:13:07 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
www.angelfire.com/cantina/sand_troopers/Ezimagehost/Farbio


YIKES!!!!!!!!
7/7/2004 2:36:35 PM EDT
[#35]
Oh my gosh, that guys ass is eating that poor BMW.