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Posted: 7/6/2004 8:52:49 AM EDT

I think we have a contest for Gunstock.

Wife Carrying Contest

Posted: 7/6/2004 8:53:56 AM EDT

[#1]

So who's wife do I get to carry?

Posted: 7/6/2004 8:55:49 AM EDT

[#2]

I don't have a wife either. But in Estonia the contestants don't need to be married, so I figure I'll carry any chick that I can get to come to Gunstock with me.

Posted: 7/6/2004 8:58:42 AM EDT

[#3]

I want to carry Mrs Gloftoe, Mrs Sparsky and Honeybee...at the same time.

Posted: 7/6/2004 8:59:50 AM EDT

[#4]

Can I give my rifle a girls name and just carry that.

Posted: 7/6/2004 9:01:57 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Can I give my rifle a girls name and just carry that.

Sir, the private's rifle is named Charlene, sir!

Posted: 7/6/2004 9:02:28 AM EDT

[#6]

Heh, heh, heh! I've got this one BEAT!

Me: 6', 238#
Zeny: 5', petite (You don't think I'm gonna put HER weight down, do ya?!?!?!

)

So, what do I win?

Posted: 7/6/2004 9:04:43 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Heh, heh, heh! I've got this one BEAT!

Me: 6', 238#
Zeny: 5', petite (You don't think I'm gonna put HER weight down, do ya?!?!?!)

So, what do I win?

You haven't won anything yet buddy! On any given Sunday, any team can win. That's why we play the game.

Posted: 7/6/2004 9:12:25 AM EDT

[#8]

You guys better give up right now! You will NEVER in a million years beat Tate.
He is one BIG solid boy and his wife might make 5' 100 lbs with heels on and a 6 pack in each hand.

He can carry her all the way to Waco! (and back!)

Posted: 7/6/2004 9:20:11 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
You guys better give up right now! You will NEVER in a million years beat Tate.
He is one BIG solid boy and his wife might make 5' 100 lbs with heels on and a 6 pack in each hand.

He can carry her all the way to Waco! (and back!)

It ain't over til its over!

Posted: 7/6/2004 9:23:29 AM EDT

[#10]

Tate's son is bigger than most of you boys...at 13....

Posted: 7/6/2004 11:18:13 AM EDT

[#11]

mustache rides for a quarter, all credit apps. accepted.

TXL

Posted: 7/6/2004 11:22:14 AM EDT

[#12]

I concede. My wife is not so large, it's just that I'm such a wimp. I had to drag her over the threshold when we got married.

Posted: 7/6/2004 11:24:36 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I concede. My wife is not so large, it's just that I'm such a wimp. I had to drag her over the threshold when we got married.

Ahhh, this is working out like a good hand of hold' em. The wimps are folding before seeing all the cards.

Posted: 7/6/2004 11:32:29 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
You guys better give up right now! You will NEVER in a million years beat Tate.
He is one BIG solid boy and his wife might make 5' 100 lbs with heels on and a 6 pack in each hand.

He can carry her all the way to Waco! (and back!)

Yeah, but Peacher will give Tate a run for his money.

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