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I had a subcontractor back in the day who was fucking a hooters waitress.  Yup, he knocked her up.  (No, it wasn’t chipper Jones)

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What the fuck is a dancehall? Is that something  you old fucks went to in the 1950's before the internet or something?

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exactly

2000 sq ft dancefloor

Hank, Sr. played there in '49.

Your manbun would still have a good time there.

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Craziest story off the top of my head-

18B on an ODA gets a woman pregnant while her husband in another company on another ODA is deployed.

The woman he impregnated on a timeline that can’t possibly belong to her current husband is his ex-wife.

The man his ex-wife is married to is his brother.

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LOL can you enlighten me on the Jody Comment ? I ask for a reason

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LOL can you enlighten me on the Jody Comment ? I ask for a reason

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One of my aunts cheated on my uncle with one of their sons high school friends - while he was still in high school. She liked the young boys, she used to chase me around and flirt with me all the time right after she and my uncle got married but I thought she was just messing with me.

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My FIL's dad has an entire second family in a different city. My FIL only found out 10-years ago because he was sitting in the waiting room at the dentist, and a guy walked out that looked just like his brother. He got up and checked the sign-in sheet, and sure enough the dude had the same last name as my FIL. He ran out after the guy, talked to him in the parking lot and figured out that they were half brothers. Neither family ever knew about the other, until that chance encounter at the dentist's office.

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The girl I'm seeing now full time the past 8 months.
I had hooked up with her a few times when she was married 12 years ago (worked together on same job)  
Then hooked up again a few times 6 years ago she was still married.
Then 8 months ago she had left her husband called me and we have been knocking boots regularly ever since.  
Isn't love great

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…and if you must know, he didn’t even cum inside her.

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Did the shooter talk to the police?

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In 2012, wife decided she wanted an iPhone after she saw that I got one for work. She got on Facebook, and then found her friends, followed by her friends from high school (back in Ohio). Then she found her ex-boyfriends from high school. This occurred over the course of 3 weeks.

One night around 11, she decided to assault me as I was laying on our bed, hands behind my head, watching a movie. She started yelling at me, and I asked her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake up the kids - one of whom was our infant daughter that I had just spent an hour trying to get to sleep. She jumped on me and began hitting me. I sat up, put my palm on her sternum and pushed her away from me. I then left the house to stop being assaulted. She then tried to "phone in" a report of domestic violence against me. The 911 operator told her that isn't how it works, and dispatched deputies. While waiting for deputies to arrive, she choked herself, then told them I pinned her down and choked her after she tried to talk to me.

I assumed, after learning of what she did, that they didn't believe her complaint to be credible, as they didn't even try to contact me. I later learned from a supplemental report that a deputy interviewed her as a follow-up, which I am told is SOP with DV complaints, and noted that "her injuries are inconsistent with her narrative of the incident. The marks on her neck appear backwards from the way they ought to appear." Unfortunately, I didn't know about the supplemental report until AFTER our first Hearing in Family Court. I didn't learn until much later that, before she had submitted the incident report in Family Court as evidence to support her false claims of domestic violence and abuse, she had removed the supplemental report so that the judge wouldn't see that she was lying.

I also learned that she was exchanging inappropriate messages with at least 3 men, 2 of whom were ex-boyfriends from high school. She also engaged in mutual masturbation via FaceTime in the bathroom while I was asleep, and had arranged for one, a meth-dealing biker idiot, to ride from Ohio to South Carolina to bang her, which he did.

I divorced her with no possibility of alimony. The biker idiot had an unfortunate traffic stop that resulted in him doing 3 years in prison for drug trafficking. I called the other ex-boyfriend and told him he's going to be a good witness for me. He refused, and karma visited him a few months later. He was out riding his motorcycle when he got hit by a truck. The truck took off and was never seen again, and he spent the last few months of his life in the hospital.

It took several years of counseling, a support group, and prayer to find peace, but I found it. I have no desire to ever be with her again, but through forgiveness I am now able to interact with her without anger, which I do for our children and for myself. My life is better now than it has ever been, which I couldn't have imagined when I was in the middle of it falling apart. It really sucked for a while.

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Had another friend who’s wife was a waitress at a Golden Coral or something.  He works 4pm to midnight.  Comes in after work and goes to bathroom and her panties are on the floor.  Goes to put them in with the dirty clothes.  Full of some dude’s love potion.  Divorced.

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At the hospital where I worked, newly married nurse walked in on her husband railing one of the girls from the billing department that he'd meet at the hospital Christmas party.

She jumped off a cliff.

Cliffs around here are somewhat smaller than elsewhere, and all she succeeded in doing was breaking her leg.

So she decided to quit eating. That, she was able to do   successfully.