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Posted: 5/26/2001 12:03:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 11:30:49 PM EDT
Good stuff... Where did you find these? I have never seen or heard any of them. I really like #2,4,17,46,62. If you thought these up by yourself, I am going to book for the Tonight Show because your a comic genius. [beer]
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 11:53:59 PM EDT
i had this on my truck for many years up to the point were i traded it " have you hugged your assualt weapon today? " and " when the going gets tough the tough get an uzi"
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 1:12:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 3:31:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 3:51:50 AM EDT
# 4, I will use that at the City Council meeting Tuesday night. Hell, I am going to use that every chance I get.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 11:34:23 AM EDT
People laugh at me 'cause I'm different, I laugh at them 'cause they're all the same.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 1:11:27 PM EDT
a couple of more:1. i don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it! 2. beer: helping white guys dance since 1692 3. keep honking, i'm reloading 4. if i throw a stick will you leave? [whacko][whacko][whacko]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 1:20:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2001 1:20:32 PM EDT by Paul]
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 12:04:24 AM EDT
"Of Course You Can Trust Our Government...Go Ask An Indian."
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 1:29:11 AM EDT
I saw a funny window sticker today. It had a smiley face with the caption "I hate you" under it. [:)] I hate you Mixed message. Pretty funny to me.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 3:30:20 AM EDT
"I got a gun for my wife. Good Trade, HUH?" "Honk If you Love Cheeses" Seen in, where else, Wisconsin. Norm
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 3:45:47 AM EDT
Driver does not carry cash, He's Married.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 4:13:35 AM EDT
I know Jack Schitt,...personally seen on a Ferarri's lics plate frame = My other car is a yugo
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 6:31:24 AM EDT
Had a next door neighbor who sold Tupperware...had a new sticker made up fer her car... "Ask me about Microwaving Cats for Fun and Profit" Took a day or two before she caught on...
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 7:04:48 AM EDT
Saw one on a pick-up truck this morning: "Masturbating is not a crime!" Saw one last year at a labor union picnic: "Vaginas are way cool!"
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 7:46:41 AM EDT
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