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Link Posted: 9/27/2021 3:47:30 AM EDT
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People laughed when she said she was going to be a comic. Then she did it.

Nobody's laughing now!

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Lisa Lampanelli really let herself go.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 4:08:47 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2021 4:11:50 AM EDT
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She got bigger
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 4:17:06 AM EDT
[#5]
Yuck?
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 4:22:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2021 4:24:58 AM EDT
[#7]
Holy shit!
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 4:44:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2021 4:44:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2021 4:45:18 AM EDT
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bacon
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 4:46:59 AM EDT
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I'd say, poor guy, but there's no way he doesn't know how much of a garbage human being she is.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 5:02:30 AM EDT
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Stumbled across this on my news aggregator.  How the FUCK did she convince anyone to marry her ?  


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Damn. Someone's  brahma heifer got out of the pasture.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 5:34:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2021 5:37:20 AM EDT
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He must be a Marine.
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Or blind.

He sort of resembles Buffalo Bill.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 5:38:14 AM EDT
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I don't know why she's famous. Someone's daughter or something? She's just a disgusting ham beast
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She wrote some edgy feminist shit.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 5:39:58 AM EDT
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Proof again that there’s a lid for every pot.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 5:57:55 AM EDT
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He must be a Marine.
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And a blind one at that.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:01:17 AM EDT
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He's in it for the money and connections.
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Yep.  He just needs money and clout to get his solo independent music produced.

Felber creates music under the name "Attawalpa," and he opened up about his decision to stay a solo artist in order to retain full control of his vision.

“I’ve been signed to labels before, and had a bunch of money. They’ll say ‘make something with this’ and that’s really cool, and I did, but then they’re allowed to dabble in it and I really like the sort of DIY, out on the street, aspect of making things," he told Yuck Magazine in July 2021.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:02:58 AM EDT
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All cats are black in the dark.

She's actually gotten uglier

edit repeatedly binge watching Bojack Horseman, okay
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I wasn't ready for what I saw though....
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:04:33 AM EDT
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#healthyatanysize
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:06:08 AM EDT
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“I’ve been signed to labels before, and had a bunch of money.
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Sure you did.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:08:12 AM EDT
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Three Viagras and two whiskeys.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:15:46 AM EDT
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“Any fold will do.”

Seriously just another indication of how far we’ve  fallen.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:20:51 AM EDT
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Anyone can make love to a beautiful woman; it takes a real man to fuck a pig.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:24:17 AM EDT
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Just proves that no matter how awful, toxic, ugly, and fucked up some chick is, someone out there will not only hit it, but be willing to wife it up.

I’m assuming he had a price point she was able to meet, though. So I guess there’s that. Rich enough means never having to say you’re single, even if they are with you for the money.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:34:59 AM EDT
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She was dating the lead singer of a very popular band for years. Like almost before she was famous. He could have five beautiful women a day, every day.

I don't get it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:36:57 AM EDT
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Lisa Lampanelli really let herself go.
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People laughed when she said she was going to be a comic. Then she did it.

Nobody's laughing now!

Lisa Lampanelli really let herself go.



Ironically Lisa Lampanelli isn't fat anymore.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:54:00 AM EDT
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Considering that she's a well documented self admitted pedophile and that she has the sexual attractiveness of a banana slug, I'm sure the "guy" married her cause they're both chomos.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 6:58:26 AM EDT
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Link showed no pics for me, just a bunch of blue boxes with the People logo.

Thank you, God.

shouldn't have logged out of the VPN.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:03:47 AM EDT
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thats one hell of a pot to put a lid on but you aren't wrong.


Good for them I guess?
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:08:47 AM EDT
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Has it's mother's eyes.

She is already wearing a moo-moo dress.
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Has it's mother's eyes.

She is already wearing a moo-moo dress.

Well, she is a cow
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:10:20 AM EDT
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Stumbled across this on my news aggregator.  How the FUCK did she convince anyone to marry her ?  


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Have eye bleach at the ready.
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I expected to see a guy who looks like he got stoned at 20 and suddenly woke up at 40 and doesn't know what the hell is going on, and that's exactly what I got when I clicked.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:10:50 AM EDT
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He must be a Marine.
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HE?
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:14:06 AM EDT
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looks like Gru from Despicable Me in drag.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:14:29 AM EDT
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Sandwich asphyxiation intensifies.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:17:26 AM EDT
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She must be fucking loaded.


No God damned way
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:20:44 AM EDT
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Stumbled across this on my news aggregator.  How the FUCK did she convince anyone to marry her ?  


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Have eye bleach at the ready.
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Does he look like a productive citizen to you?
That should answer your question
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:20:55 AM EDT
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An ass for every seat.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:23:07 AM EDT
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When did she quit being a lesbian?
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:33:26 AM EDT
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Ho Lee Phuc.  Where did they get the black Yoda?

Edit: beat again.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:34:27 AM EDT
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Gross
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:43:24 AM EDT
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This is Lena Dunham in 2017.  Still the same horrible person as before and now, but physically quite different.  4 years can make a big difference.

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Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:45:07 AM EDT
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Poor guy
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:45:24 AM EDT
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A) He hates himself.

B) Butt stuff.  She definitely does butt stuff.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:46:41 AM EDT
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That is one ugly broad.
Dudes no catch, but damn… that’s all he could pull?
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 7:55:28 AM EDT
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When my cataracts get super bad I will just leave them in place. So how much is she worth? I will be turning 67 so we
will look like a normal couple.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 8:18:49 AM EDT
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Yuge.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 8:28:57 AM EDT
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So bsically, Mama Cass hooked up with Snape, and gave birth to dog faced Yoda.
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 8:30:07 AM EDT
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This.

And the kids…

TC
Link Posted: 9/27/2021 8:31:46 AM EDT
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She makes Amy Schumer look hot by comparison
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