Posted: 6/9/2004 9:47:37 AM EDT
| i shaved my sons head recently and to get back at me my wife got 2 kittens. this morning we wake up to some seriously loud meowing coming from the garage. my wife goes out there and this stupid cat had fallen in to a pan of used oil that i haven't discarded yet. then it tracked little oily kitten tracks all over the place. stupid cat..... |
no, but he never fell into a big pan of used oil.
perhaps vagina is just a slang for my board name............  |
Wait a minute...you shaved your son's head, and your wife wants to get back at you? This doesn't line up. And yes, cats can be stupid. Ours nearly got the business end of my G23 this morning when he decided to relieve himself on our bed. Nonsense like that is what got him kicked out of his previous home. Lost half an hour of sleep, Mrs. B is unhappy, and taking the cat to the SPCA is just someone else killing him instead of me. Punishment for Greased Kitty: make him clean himself up. Nah, strike that. Cat vomit is bad enough to clean up when it's not also motor oil. For your edification... www.badpets.net/BadPets/BadKitty/BadKitty01.html |
So you are too lazy to store or discard used oil properly and safely, and a baby cat that is what, a few weeks old, is expected to know what it is, why it's there, and have enough strength and eye-to-paw coordination to not accidently stumble into its container that was placed in his living space. ...and the Cat is stupid? I think someone is, oh what's the technical term, projecting? -LS |
yes i am lazy, i haven't taken care of the oil that i set on the top shelf out of the way of everything except the 3 month old cat. she had enough strength and eye-to-paw coordination to climb 5 feet off the ground up 3 shelves and then pounce into a pan of oil. 
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i was bored, and he needed a hair cut. i had just gotten done shaving mine and he walked by the bathroom. so i scooped him up and shaved him. the problem is that he has light colored hair and my wife thinks he looks like a cancer patient when he is shaved |
Solution...shave the cats then glue the fur on your sons head... That way everyone is happy! Sgtar15 |
 Aw, now I'm laughing at Sgtar's posts. 
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Hey now, I love cats. They're better than those damn dogs that want to play with you all the f'ing time. Dogs are like women, they keep bothering you. At least cat's leave you alone....unless they're hungry, then they have a right to bug you. I still don't get why people pay so much in buying cats. Just go to one of those pet shelters. I acquired my cat because it was a stray. It kept coming back to our house so I kept her. Nice Calico. |
you got........The hair will grow back up............But the cats got to go!
You want soy or duck sauce? 
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Sounds Like a plan.... 
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