Posted: 6/8/2004 4:19:58 PM EDT
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So, the wife and I are selling our house. The new buyers and their inspector come and are poking around. The septic company comes to pump the tank as part of the inspection. The septic guy pulls the top of the solids tank off and everyone looks down to see a bunch of condoms floating on the top. Now, I don't use condoms. I got The Big V ten years ago. Clearly, they are the product of my wife's 17 yr old son, who lives with us. The buyers are real holy rollers...they have The Hallelujia Chorus as their cell phone ringer. I can't say, "They must be our son's," so I just stood there and took the lecutre from the septic man about not putting non-biodegradable latex in the septic system. I need a drink. 
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I don't even know what do you mean by that...  I was just making a joke as TNO always refers to himself in teh 3rd person, as you just did, nothing more 
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Ahh, I see. I just wanted to bring to attention the fact that the post 420 thing was about my name, and not a drug reference. Hoppy  8420
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| The same friend. He and his wife had been trying to have a baby for years. They go to the fertility clinic for the invitro. On one of his first visits the nurse hands him a cup and tells him she needs a sample. He takes the cup, goes to the restroom, returns a few minutes later, hands her the cup. She looks at him and tells him she needed a urine sample. In front of the whole waiting room. |
( had no idea what you meant by 420 until 2 mins ago that I Googled it)