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6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 5/23/2001 8:46:08 AM EDT
Well why the h__l not? I'm not having a good day at work. [smoke]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:47:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2001 8:46:23 AM EDT by Watch-Six]
I'm not having a good day either. Will fix that later at the range.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:50:23 AM EDT
No, I haven't hugged any of them, but I have held, fondled, and stroked my pre-ban Colt M4gery. Is that close enough?
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 9:02:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 9:09:00 AM EDT
I shall.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 9:42:39 AM EDT
I hugged her yesterday.Fed her a shitload of full 30 rnd clips burped her and put her back to sleep.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:44:13 AM EDT
every morning when i get up i give all my 'toys' a hug and a look of love. when i get home i open the 'closet' where they sleep in their own nice warm 18 by 22 room and say, i'm back!! the wife has given up on trying to reform me, it is now expected. of course, my dog gets a big hug and kiss too
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:50:05 AM EDT
I hugged my post-ban, does that count? "...and take away this old wine and bring me a bottle of the new stuff" -Steve Martin, The Jerk. Nuckles.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:51:26 AM EDT
As a matter of fact, while having my cup of 'wake up' this AM, I fondled a stripped preban lower named Sendra. I promised her that she would be properly attired as soon as the Big Brown truck showed up. [sex]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 11:05:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Older Crow: As a matter of fact, while having my cup of 'wake up' this AM, I fondled a stripped preban lower named Sendra. I promised her that she would be properly attired as soon as the Big Brown truck showed up. Know what you mean about that BBT. You guys have been a real pick me up today. Guess I'm not the only one that pet's the babies. [smoke]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 3:22:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 4:03:34 PM EDT
Well I don't own any pre-bans, but I usually pet at least one of my guns a day, and usually two. I also like to take pictures of them in seductive pose's. But come on, who doesn't. Ya, my wife thinks I'm a little weird.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:41:02 PM EDT
I "rack their bolts" until they are happy... BISHOP
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:55:51 PM EDT
Today was a good day to finger my Beretta and Glock friends. Tomorrow I'll snuggle my SIG.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:04:15 PM EDT
Why do you ask? Was that you behind the bushes? I was only pretending. What are you? a peeping tom? You pervert!
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:16:09 PM EDT
I'm opening the safe as I post........... AAAHHHH I feel better now. Thanks for reminding me.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:23:07 PM EDT
Just got home from work. A shity day!
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:23:56 PM EDT
You guys really need to get out more. And bye the way,yes,I did.
Link Posted: 5/24/2001 11:19:54 AM EDT
Maybe not hugged, but lovingly stroked, like a faithful dog. I had a bad day, too.
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