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5/21/2004 3:55:50 PM EDT
5/21/2004 4:00:56 PM EDT
[#1]
I only come here because the gas is cheaper here than at the airport.
5/21/2004 4:01:14 PM EDT
[#2]
"Seeing the lowest gas prices in months,  Southwest Captain Joseph Smith dropped in to fill his tank".
5/21/2004 4:06:51 PM EDT
[#3]
Fill 'er up!
5/21/2004 4:10:53 PM EDT
[#4]

"Hey Randy!! What the fuck are you doing!?"


"I'm pissing on it to free up the nose gear hatch. Stop staring homos."

5/21/2004 4:10:58 PM EDT
[#5]
"Dammit, I pulled into the full service side. Oh well...Could you get the windows and check the oil too?"
5/21/2004 4:13:09 PM EDT
[#6]
Fire Marshal Bob's answer to fighting a plane fire is to drink a 12 pack and "Let her rip".
5/21/2004 4:22:52 PM EDT
[#7]
"No you idiot that's the wrong hole.  That's were stuff comes out."
5/21/2004 4:36:00 PM EDT
[#8]
"Chevron with Techron.  Even the Airlines are dying to get it"
5/21/2004 4:52:27 PM EDT
[#9]
I bet you it was a woman flying the plane.
5/21/2004 5:00:08 PM EDT
[#10]
"All your gas are belong to us."
5/21/2004 5:03:05 PM EDT
[#11]
Where can i get gas that cheap?
5/21/2004 5:11:46 PM EDT
[#12]
The last recorded words on the flight recorder were "OH SHIT"!

I bet.

Danny
5/21/2004 5:12:16 PM EDT
[#13]
Another reminder not to stop at gas stations, the maps aren't free anymore, and are not the proper scale for air-navigating.
5/21/2004 5:14:33 PM EDT
[#14]
Holy Smoke.... a buck fifty nine for regular unleaded????

Fill her up sir...................
5/21/2004 5:15:30 PM EDT
[#15]
Look ma! No brakes!
5/21/2004 5:24:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Hey, at least we landed.
5/21/2004 5:26:01 PM EDT
[#17]
$1.59???!!! Dude, we gotta fill up!!!!
5/21/2004 5:29:19 PM EDT
[#18]
Let us take a look in this fireman's Nightmare!!!
5/21/2004 5:36:27 PM EDT
[#19]
I told them it was self service only!
5/21/2004 5:39:12 PM EDT
[#20]
When there's no lavoratories...
5/21/2004 5:39:39 PM EDT
[#21]
"Damnit, the filler is on the OTHER side."
5/21/2004 5:44:15 PM EDT
[#22]
I can save almost a buck a gallon if I turn it in full!
5/21/2004 9:00:03 PM EDT
[#23]
"I told you John Denver had a brother!"
5/21/2004 9:05:27 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Fill 'er up!



And check the oil and tires please
5/21/2004 9:22:45 PM EDT
[#25]
Mr. Kennedy .... the river was that way.
5/21/2004 10:16:13 PM EDT
[#26]
not a caption, but where did this happen at?
5/21/2004 10:22:37 PM EDT
[#27]
I believe it was around 5 years ago at the Burbank/Glendale airport. The Southwest  737 went past the end of the runway and into the gas station.

Thats all I remember so I'm sorry if I got anything wrong.
5/21/2004 10:22:41 PM EDT
[#28]
The new I-95, Exit 43 truck stop has a new "airplane" play area for the kids...
5/21/2004 10:39:06 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
not a caption, but where did this happen at?



NTSB PDF
5/22/2004 3:27:03 AM EDT
[#30]
Sk1911..... That was graet.
5/22/2004 5:33:55 AM EDT
[#31]
Which way to L.A. ??
5/22/2004 6:18:21 PM EDT
[#32]
"Excuse me, Mr Mohammud. Could you please give me directions to I80 north?
5/22/2004 8:10:53 PM EDT
[#33]
Wipe the windows, check the oil, dollar gas.
AB(B)
5/22/2004 8:15:18 PM EDT
[#34]
Captain Hazelwood's new job after the Exxon Valsez incident.



Hunter out....
5/22/2004 8:21:04 PM EDT
[#35]
WHEW

How about that landing? Huh?

Just missed that tree!

Just 2 more feet and I would have squashed it.