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Posted: 5/2/2021 9:29:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:29:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Seen that on facebook, i was in tears. ??
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:31:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Would it be effective in San Francisco?
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:32:00 PM EDT
[#3]
Off to wally world and home depot to buy some cheap bikes and rebar.

Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:32:32 PM EDT
[#4]
....holyshit.....
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:32:33 PM EDT
[#5]
I guess it's true what they say "anything is a dildo if you're brave enough"
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:32:34 PM EDT
[#6]
PENETRATION!

Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:33:40 PM EDT
[#7]
"The Penetrator"
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:33:59 PM EDT
[#8]
Buttgigger's bike.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:37:23 PM EDT
[#9]
Bullshit third world tv show, that an American has ripped the video and made commentary?
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:37:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Video made me lol.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:39:35 PM EDT
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Well your bike wouldn't be stolen, but... there'd be a line.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:39:44 PM EDT
[#12]
Needs poison.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:40:13 PM EDT
[#13]
I laughed.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:42:31 PM EDT
[#14]
That was fucking hilarious

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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:44:14 PM EDT
[#15]
The end of the rebar needs to have a flanged, pyramid-shaped cap it so it gets lodged in their......yeah. And when they stand up, it comes with them. Also makes it damn difficult to just pull out.

Oh you're bleeding? Well, I guess maybe next time don't try to steal a bike, fuckhead.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:44:30 PM EDT
[#16]
Have a nice day. You are not a virgin anymore.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:45:12 PM EDT
[#17]
Gold, Jerry

Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:45:39 PM EDT
[#18]
That's awesome.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:46:11 PM EDT
[#19]
Say it in Tim May from South Park's voice!
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:46:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:48:51 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:49:27 PM EDT
[#22]
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I bet you're the life of the party.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:49:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:49:51 PM EDT
[#24]
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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:51:26 PM EDT
[#25]
Ass raped by rebar
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:56:45 PM EDT
[#26]
This kind of stuff should not only be encouraged, but rewarded with cash prizes.  Make thieves always wonder if they have an opportunity or a set up in front of them.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:57:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 9:59:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:00:24 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:01:58 PM EDT
[#30]
Rebar seems a bit crude.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:02:37 PM EDT
[#31]
That was some rusty rebar, stabbing a dude in the anus in a third world country where medical care is marginal. It’s safe to say this guy had a rough go at it for a few weeks post penetrator encounter lol.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:03:27 PM EDT
[#32]
Penetration!




Seriously, today has been fun in GD.


Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:03:53 PM EDT
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Bullshit third world tv show, that an American has ripped the video and made commentary?
I bet you're the life of the party.


Didn’t say it wasn’t funny. It was, but bottle rockets would’ve been better.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:08:11 PM EDT
[#34]
Genius!
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:08:52 PM EDT
[#35]
Can't see shit captain

Does the rebar shoot up his ass? The bike actually likes comfortable like a bouncing seat (shocks)
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:08:54 PM EDT
[#36]
Needs this at the tip.

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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:15:35 PM EDT
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With a twist action upon deployment
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:19:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:26:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:29:30 PM EDT
[#40]
Should have used a fish arrow
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:35:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:35:32 PM EDT
[#42]
Too lazy to search for it but some douchy YouTube pranksters sawed a bike into pieces and barely reassembled it for another lively installment of fuck da thiefs.  
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:36:44 PM EDT
[#43]
Stun gun fun!


Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:41:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:48:12 PM EDT
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guy seems to enjoy his work... that emphasis..
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:53:49 PM EDT
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OMG... this just gave me an idea...
The Penetrator in the OP... coated in Fox Labs 5.3 pepper spray

Hear the screams from 2 blocks away.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 10:54:25 PM EDT
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OMG dude I could watch this all day..
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 11:03:56 PM EDT
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Combine the two...
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 11:07:38 PM EDT
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You'd find your bike in the same spot with the same man on it for hours.
Link Posted: 5/2/2021 11:11:25 PM EDT
[#50]
This thread turned a throughly crappy day for me around real quick.
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