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Posted: 5/23/2001 2:33:02 AM EDT
What I mean is, She exploited her husbands injuries to found HCI Inc. to ban handguns. Of course she is the chairman of HCI. She's got millions of liberals standing in line to cut HCI checks for donations. This group hasn't accomplished jack shit since the mid 90's, still people are tripping over themselves to send HCI money. Meanwhile shes becoming a wealthy woman. Why am I not smart enough to dream up this kind of scam. I want a piece of the action too! [:D] of course I know better........
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 3:58:51 AM EDT
Hey, don't you need a vice-chairman?
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 5:05:16 AM EDT
Won't you need a staff physician?
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 5:16:18 AM EDT
"Genius", NO "Opportunist", YES
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 5:43:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/23/2001 5:42:12 AM EDT by GWIGG]
HANGFIRE "Genius", NO "Opportunist", YES
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Thats a good point.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 5:53:15 AM EDT
I think "Bitch" also fits nicely.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 5:55:15 AM EDT
I wanna be the high-paid "yes man".
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 6:52:38 AM EDT
...and me, I want to be the "wippin boy"
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:09:50 AM EDT
Only if you make me the Sargent in charge of the booze!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 7:20:16 AM EDT
Are you sure your not trying to "sleep" with the enemy?
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 8:05:08 AM EDT
rifleman2000 Are you sure your not trying to "sleep" with the enemy?
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Link Posted: 5/23/2001 9:31:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dnra: "BAN Black baby killing rifles"
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What are these racist guns that only kill black babies?! I am shocked! [:D]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:08:31 AM EDT
But we need someone injured by guns to evoke the public's pity and guilt, and can have testify before Congress. Who's volunteering for that one?
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:14:12 AM EDT
I have an M1 thumb and burned my right breast on a hot M-16 barrel once.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:16:05 AM EDT
There is a difference between a genius, and a f***ing genius.
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 10:25:58 AM EDT
If you ever need a fall guy, pay me well and I'm your man. Watch how good I am [i]I have no recollection of that moment.[/i]
Link Posted: 5/23/2001 11:33:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By no ma''am: I think "Bitch" also fits nicely.
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I think "soon to be dead bitch" fits even nicer. Maybe cigarettes are on our side?
Link Posted: 5/24/2001 2:00:35 PM EDT
You'll need a "Consultant", wont you? By "consultant" I mean a person who is payed to "bump off" certain people. By "bump off" I mean kill! It's funny cuz' it's not me!
Link Posted: 5/24/2001 2:03:41 PM EDT
I'll be the James Jay Baker alter ego.
Link Posted: 5/24/2001 2:06:17 PM EDT
I wonder how she plans to spend all that money. Its not going to her much good when she kicks the bucket. I plan to make a special trip to her grave so that I can pay my respects. What I leave behind for damn sure won't pass for flowers
Link Posted: 5/24/2001 2:18:36 PM EDT
You need paid expert witnesses right? and maybe a driver, and a maid and a gardener...... Hmmm, kind of like Jesse Jackson does it???
Link Posted: 5/24/2001 3:06:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dnra: I got a plan GWIGG, we'll form "BAN Black baby killing rifles".[;)]Take in donations,build a war chest,years later when the donatins are slow and the public finds out we've been secretly in bed with the gun lobby,we'll go belly up,and be set for life.Then we can openly say WE WERE WRONG and promote the 2nd.You can be chairman i'll be treasurer[;)]
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You guys will need some security, too. Cut me in for 30%, and I'll keep out the snoopers who might prematurely blow your cover on this scheme. Gecko45
Link Posted: 5/24/2001 3:24:28 PM EDT
You guys will need some security, too. Cut me in for 30%, and I'll keep out the snoopers who might prematurely blow your cover on this scheme. Gecko45
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Don't forget your full body armor, I plan on rattling a few cages. [:D]
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