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5/12/2004 11:07:06 PM EDT
5/12/2004 11:25:41 PM EDT
[#1]
"You told me to fetch a bone..Now tell me where to bury it"

"Wanna see what mom plays with while you're at work?"

"Here, use this..Peanut butter sticks to the roof of my mouth!"
5/12/2004 11:31:30 PM EDT
[#2]
So you caught me. I've been keeping the Mrs. happy for years.
5/12/2004 11:55:02 PM EDT
[#3]
Did you say fetch the stick or this?

5/12/2004 11:56:57 PM EDT
[#4]
I wish i had a cock that big.
5/12/2004 11:58:14 PM EDT
[#5]
Doggystyle bitch!
5/13/2004 12:06:03 AM EDT
[#6]
Smells like fish,   tastes like chicken.
5/13/2004 12:06:10 AM EDT
[#7]
it's just the dog in me, baby.
5/13/2004 12:06:50 AM EDT
[#8]
I hate to think what you've been doing with my rawhide bone! You nearsighted bitch!
5/13/2004 12:07:09 AM EDT
[#9]
Give the dog a boner.

Hunter out...
5/13/2004 12:07:43 AM EDT
[#10]
Glad I could help pulling this out of you ass!
5/13/2004 12:10:42 AM EDT
[#11]
"Lassie, that's NOT what I meant when I said 'Go for help!'"
5/13/2004 12:21:12 AM EDT
[#12]
"Dumb dog!!  I said get my slippers!!""
5/13/2004 12:59:58 AM EDT
[#13]
ubaddog  
5/13/2004 1:01:48 AM EDT
[#14]
"Hellen Kellers seeing eye dog retrieves the plunger"
5/13/2004 1:04:22 AM EDT
[#15]
breaks out in song "nick nack paddy wack give a dog a dildo this old women goes masturbatten"
5/13/2004 2:03:11 AM EDT
[#16]
"I gotta hide this thing, the bitch says she doesn't need me any more."
5/13/2004 2:38:17 AM EDT
[#17]
Re-enactment of Catherine the Great's  dog, "Skippy", returning from the Empress's chambers.
5/13/2004 3:51:44 AM EDT
[#18]
Vicious Dog says: "We WILL PLAY NOW!.....And WE WILL PLAY MY WAY!  Bend over Bitch!"
5/13/2004 3:58:16 AM EDT
[#19]
"Senator Clinton, I think Spot has been under your bed again"
5/13/2004 3:58:30 AM EDT
[#20]
Another good reason to NOT teach your dog to play tug-of-war!
5/13/2004 4:15:10 AM EDT
[#21]
Give me all the doggie treats now or I bite it in half.
5/13/2004 4:20:07 AM EDT
[#22]
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?
5/13/2004 4:59:38 AM EDT
[#23]
sgtar15
I can see who is the master in your house
5/13/2004 5:12:37 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?



Winner!  
5/13/2004 10:09:38 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?



Winner!  



LOL   agreed!

Sgtar15
5/13/2004 10:15:29 AM EDT
[#26]
Bark for me...Bark like the dog you are, Bitch.

OWNED!
5/13/2004 10:22:12 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
I wish i had a cock that big.



Its not a blessing.
5/13/2004 9:19:44 PM EDT
[#28]
Here kitty, kitty, kitty....
5/13/2004 11:01:58 PM EDT
[#29]
"Dont leave teeth marks on your father"

"I know I am not a chicken, but to my owner, any-cock'al-do"
5/13/2004 11:16:50 PM EDT
[#30]
"California's elite K-9 just discovered new evidence from Michael Jackson's Neveland home"
5/13/2004 11:16:53 PM EDT
[#31]
"Good dog...Now get me the peanut butter"
5/14/2004 12:00:03 AM EDT
[#32]
"Man's best friend......meet Mom's best friend"

Booyah.
5/14/2004 9:28:37 AM EDT
[#33]
"Now you know what we're looking for when we sniff asses and crothes."
5/14/2004 9:37:57 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
I hate to think what you've been doing with my rawhide bone! You nearsighted bitch!



Similarly: "Shocked by what the dog was carrying it its mouth, Linda Lou dreadfully looked down to see what she was using at the monent."  

5/14/2004 9:38:11 AM EDT
[#35]
"Copyright: sgtr15"  
5/14/2004 9:42:58 AM EDT
[#36]
Let's do it people-style tonight.