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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:08:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I can't visualize this. Need MSPaint please. I got you fam.https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG LOLOLOLOLOL!!! |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:08:37 PM EDT
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She was the one that lost the weight. Youbshoikd see her husband.
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:11:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: True story One night my wife was on the phone and kept saying, "I don't believe you" Then apparently she looked at a copy of a text the caller sent and said, "He's done it again!" As the story goes my step daughters husband was sexting with her uncles live in x-con and wanting her to meet him in another part of the house for oral sensations. This was all during a Christmas gathering at my in-laws. Apparently the x-con was tired of my stepdaughters husband bugging her for sex and called my wife to say that if she didn't tell him to stop then she would tell his wife, my wife's daughter. The thing is this x-con had teeth like indian corn, was the template for a muffin top and probably had to have daily infusions of penicillin and trobicin just to keep the STDs down to a manageable level. The reason why my wife said, "He's done it again" is because a few years earlier he had pulled up to a woman walking down the sidewalk and offered her $20 for a BJ. The woman took a picture of his license plate and called the cops. They showed up on their doorstep that night, took him away in handcuffs for solicitation and my step-daughter had to bail her husband out of jail. No, my step-daughter isn't too bright. What's x-con? @C371C |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:11:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: LOLOLOLOLOL!!! The s pen on my note 20 ultra comes in quite handy. Do i make use of it for professional uses no, but i feel i contribute to society in other ways. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:14:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryHoly fuck this thread delivers. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:15:45 PM EDT
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Two girls, one...trough
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:16:59 PM EDT
[#7]
1000 lb sisters?
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:25:25 PM EDT
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Like OP has never gone “hog’n” before.
 
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:26:06 PM EDT
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FPNI
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:33:51 PM EDT
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Holy shit this thread delivers.
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:35:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's easy. Just start licking cracks, when you taste shit go back one..... 
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:35:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I got you fam. @GSPatton https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG Dang, I have a good imagination because that’s exactly how I imagined it.
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:39:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The guy is a fucking hero, really. None of us want to admit it, but it's the truth. How many of you could get it hard enough to bang her in the first place? I sure couldn't. But the guy has some serious staying power. Imagine railing that from behind, and as those musty, unwashed ass cheeks spread apart, the stench wafts up and hits you. I don't give a fuck if you have the constitution of a granite statue and breathe out of your mouth.....you're going to do three things, instantly: - look down, because how could you not at least just see - lose the erection right.fucking.now. - projectile vomit from the stench Hell, the cat would be in the corner, and he'd not only vomit, but probably hiss, scratch and haul ass the fuck out of there like someone threw fire on his nutsack.  |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:40:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn the daddy must have a really long dick to get near her pussy let alone insideof her. Turkey baster, I’m guessing. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:41:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. Then they lower their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. What The Fuck How you know this shit??? |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:43:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I got you fam. @GSPatton https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG 
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:48:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What is read cannot be unread. There was a thread on here many years ago as to how these fat people wipe their ass. Someone replied that a "helper" winds towels around a saw horse and the fat one straddles the saw horse and drags down the length of it. It can't be unread. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:51:55 PM EDT
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I haven't been laid in 2 months and I still wouldn't bang either of those 2 whales with aimless's dick and the rest of arfcom pushin
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:54:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn the daddy must have a really long dick to get near her pussy let alone insideof her. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:54:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: not a couch pile of cinder blocks with a blanket thrown over it? Quote HistoryQuoted: pile of cinder blocks with a blanket thrown over it? That poor foundation |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:54:48 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy shit this thread delivers. |
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:57:00 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I got you fam. @GSPatton https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG That is really fugged up
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Posted: 2/26/2021 11:59:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:00:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I got you fam. @GSPatton https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG Doing the Lords work! |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:03:38 AM EDT
[#25]
The extra distance would weed out the weaker sperm.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:08:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How the FUCK does someone get a beer belly on their forehead?!?! Quote HistoryQuoted: Two thousand all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:13:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm surprised he could find where to stick it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Damn the daddy must have a really long dick to get near her pussy let alone insideof her. I'm surprised he could find where to stick it. Ya just chalk off where you been. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:15:31 AM EDT
[#28]
I always said I would fuck any woman. Now I see I was wrong
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:17:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I got you fam. @GSPatton https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I can't visualize this. Need MSPaint please. I got you fam. @GSPatton https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:28:52 AM EDT
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 It like watching a train wreck just cannot stop watching. Found this show channel surfing on night |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:29:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. Then they lower their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. Yeah... Uhh... no more internet for me... |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:38:15 AM EDT
[#32]
Holy Lord God in heaven, what a thread!
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:40:25 AM EDT
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Stop before I vomit.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:41:52 AM EDT
[#34]
Eeeewwww
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:53:47 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I got you fam. @GSPatton https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG It would seem that a structural failure of the table would place the male subject in mortal peril. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:54:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It would seem that a structural failure of the table would place the male subject in mortal peril. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I got you fam. @GSPatton https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/452491/20210226_220449_jpg-1843039.JPG It would seem that a structural failure of the table would place the male subject in mortal peril. That's part of the thrill |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 12:59:52 AM EDT
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I have operated on the quantity vs. quality plan many times. Quantity wins.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:00:43 AM EDT
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If there ever was a sel366 worthy thread, this is it. He would be all over those ladies with a pallet of flour.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:01:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have operated on the quantity vs. quality plan many times. Quantity wins. You're a brave man. I'm sure those two buxom beauties would be happy to help add to your totals. Although I'm not sure the table would last through both of them.... |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:06:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If there ever was a sel366 worthy thread, this is it. He would be all over those ladies with a pallet of flour. I don't think getting near them with anything remotely edible is a good idea.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:08:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well shit man, now I'm grotesquely fascinated. Go on... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I’m a nursing supervisor. I make rounds in the women’s areas. That little tid bit is just the tip of the iceberg... Well shit man, now I'm grotesquely fascinated. Go on... What have you done?! |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:10:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How the FUCK does someone get a beer belly on their forehead?!?! Quote HistoryQuoted: Jeeeeebuz they are nasty. Dat forehead lump doe |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:12:37 AM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Like OP has never gone “hog’n” before. There's hog'n, then this pig walks in the room and boss music starts playing. |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:13:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryJeezuz, the butterbeast on the left even has a fat forehead |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:13:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:16:20 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. Then they lower their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Damn the daddy must have a really long dick to get near her pussy let alone insideof her. They will stand in the middle of a dining table with the leves (parts that make it longer) out. They close the table under a lot of the fat and then attempt to sit down. Then they lower their skeleton in the fat bag and makes the pussy hole easier to access. In one case, the mother had to help get the dick in. 
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:16:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If there ever was a sel366 worthy thread, this is it. He would be all over those ladies with a pallet of flour. Somebody's baking a loaf of bread, and I bet it's sourdough!
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:26:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A friend of mine told me she was in the room doing a postpartum check up on a grossly obese mother. The woman's mother and sister were there talking about how they got her pregnant. She laid on her back while the mother and sister held her knees back with a broom handle. Then the father stood in there and did the deed. TOO MUCH INFORMATION. ??  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:31:53 AM EDT
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Wow just think of all the duck cheese between the layers. Makes you want to puke.
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Posted: 2/27/2021 1:40:16 AM EDT
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