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Posted: 1/25/2021 6:01:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: How dare you assume Glck1911’s gender. I will not tolerate bigotry. Quoted: Comrade, I repent. Send me to the gulags for 10 years so I may meditate on my crime against shim. I didn't take offense (well, at least I didn't cry but I am fairly pissed). For future reference, my preferred pronouns are: Themselves or Anna Nicole Smith What I am extremely offended by is your possessive, hateful, attack language. I own nothing and am happy. Cancel that apostrophe or I'll cancel you. |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 6:05:54 PM EDT
[#2]
I hope everyone took the time to hug their cat today, but ask permission first other wise that’s rape.
They/them |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 6:09:34 PM EDT
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Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled!
ETA: And I have a whole new respect for persons who identify as women. |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 6:14:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't take offense (well, at least I didn't cry but I am fairly pissed). For future reference, my preferred pronouns are: Themselves or Anna Nicole Smith What I am extremely offended by is your possessive, hateful, attack language. I own nothing and am happy. Cancel that apostrophe or I'll cancel you. Do you not know who I am comrade? I am Commissar of colony 12 and will not tolerate this level of insolence. Pls stop or I will cry and be forced to report you to SOD Corn Pop and I'm sure you are well aware of what he does with those massive sausage fingers. |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 6:15:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No, the site resources required for dinner pics would offset the saved resources of your vegan meal. You need to think deeper next time. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Can I start posting dinner pics of my soy burgers in lettuce wraps now? No, the site resources required for dinner pics would offset the saved resources of your vegan meal. You need to think deeper next time. You're right! I'm so sorry! I should have taken that into account. Unfortunately, I'm not feeling well today. The dizziness from the hormone blockers caused me to fall directly on my bottom surgery. I'm in some serious pain. Does anyone have a good chai tea recipe to help with this? |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 6:15:55 PM EDT
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Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula? I mean, they’re charging a lot of money for this stuff.
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Posted: 1/25/2021 6:21:28 PM EDT
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Everybody. I'm so emotional right now. I almost squeezed my support chicken to death I was hugging it so hard. My child had a friend from across the street come over. While they were playing I put on An Inconvenient Truth and made them each a plate of soy nuggets and kale. When I gave them the plates the child from across the street put her hands together and started praying. What is with these bible thumping racist trumptards? Brain washing their kids with such stupid make Believe filth. No way is that child ever again allowed near mine who i been transitioning to a girl since the age of two.
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Posted: 1/25/2021 8:57:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: To the person asking about the Blizzak tires: they suck  To everyone else here: no beans  Attached File |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 9:10:12 PM EDT
[#9]
I'm having a large lunch and just a snack for dinner.
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Posted: 1/25/2021 9:21:24 PM EDT
[#10]
Diversity is our strength. It’s for the children. If it helps only one, it’s worth it.
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Posted: 1/25/2021 9:32:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Chili is good with or without beans. And .9mm is just as good as .45 |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 9:35:11 PM EDT
[#12]
If you shoot a duck, Im scared of toasters.
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Posted: 1/25/2021 9:37:15 PM EDT
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Hey guys... Need time and temp for air frying tofu.
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Posted: 1/25/2021 9:38:22 PM EDT
[#14]
Not studded...too aggressive and possibly illegal
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Posted: 1/25/2021 9:41:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wish all those girls would quit whining about getting beat by trans girls. Get over it. |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 9:51:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: i am typing everything in lowercase from now on to save ink. |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 10:54:12 PM EDT
[#17]
What round for sex change? Do it yourself or assisted?
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Posted: 1/25/2021 10:56:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What round for sex change? Do it yourself or assisted? 12 gauge bird shot works pretty well. But guns are icky. |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:03:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And .9mm is just as good as .45 You don't need either one. What are you waiting for? A Russian Invasion? All you need is a double barrel shotgun. I Believe in the 2nd Amendment. And I'm an avid huntsman. But there is no reason for someone to have any gun that's not a double barrel shotgun. |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:11:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You don't need either one. What are you waiting for? A Russian Invasion? All you need is a double barrel shotgun. I Believe in the 2nd Amendment. And I'm an avid huntsman. But there I no reason for someone to have any gun that's not a double barrel shotgun. Ewwww Meat is murder. Chili is beans only. |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:12:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The problem is, normal for most arfcommers still involves a mullet and no pants... |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:29:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pants are stupid. Fuck pants. Is this a new sexual preference. You’re so progressive. Will you run for President please? |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:33:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ewwww Meat is murder. Chili is beans only. You don't understand son. I only hunt cows. They are the only animal on earth that farts according to the prophet AOC. And therefore contributes to Man made climate change. I heard it on CNN so it is true. We must thin the herd in order to save the world. And Chairman Biden will take my shootgun away if I don't justify me having it. |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:36:44 PM EDT
[#24]
My wife discretely farted and, as a gentleman, did not mention anything about it
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:37:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:38:36 PM EDT
[#26]
This morning's episode of The View was the best yet!
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:40:48 PM EDT
[#27]
Who doesn't love fish and chips? Amiright!
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:49:54 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I am offended by your blatant attempt to shove a religion in my face, may Allah have forgiveness for you (infidel).  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: God Bless China! I am offended by your blatant attempt to shove a religion in my face, may Allah have forgiveness for you (infidel). Awoman! |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:50:30 PM EDT
[#29]
whoops...
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Posted: 1/26/2021 12:05:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2021 12:08:03 AM EDT
[#31]
I had a busy day.
I had to speak with the managers at Whole Foods, Crossfit, a wine shop, and the Subaru dealership. Then I wrote up some reports about violations in my neighborhood and emailed them for urgent attention to the HOA President. I also made a post on the Nextdoor website. I need someone to give me some firewood, only if they will also deliver it and put it in my back yard. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 12:14:16 AM EDT
[#32]
Hello fellow knitting enthusiasts.
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:28:36 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Chainsaws are scary and dangerous. Average citizens have no need for such a machine. Everytime I hear one of my neighbors using one I get so scared I start hyperventilating and have to retreat to my safe space, play some Billie ellis, and hug my service chicken. Only highly trained government certified technicians should be allowed to operate such evil things. Infact the whole tree pruning industry should be federalized. I didn't need a chainsaw to cut of my privates. I just stuck my evil junk through a chain link fence that had a pitbull on the other side. It was quick and not one bit of carbon monoxide was emitted. and service chicken 
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:30:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I am offended by your blatant attempt to shove a religion in my face, may Allah have forgiveness for you (infidel). Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: God Bless China! I am offended by your blatant attempt to shove a religion in my face, may Allah have forgiveness for you (infidel). Aloha Snackbar! |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:41:53 AM EDT
[#35]
It's probably best for all concerned if I simply stop posting for a while.
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:43:32 AM EDT
[#36]
Damn, I think we fucked this up. This thread is about 10 times worse than regular GD.
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:47:42 AM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Damn, I think we fucked this up. This thread is about 10 times worse than regular GD. Have you met normal people? They are fuckin WEIRD. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:52:37 AM EDT
[#38]
Let's about:
7 Things to Know Before Buying a Labradoodle |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:54:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:55:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:55:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Have you met normal people? They are fuckin WEIRD. Like kinky weird or just regular weird? Just asking for a friend. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:55:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2021 1:56:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/26/2021 2:00:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Like kinky weird or just regular weird? Just asking for a friend. Like voluntarily watching The Voice weird. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 2:03:28 AM EDT
[#45]
The muscles in my face and my chest hurt from all the smiling and laughing I've been doing now that Orange man bad is gone.
Anybody know how I might arrange to be sniffed by Uncle Joe? |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 2:06:26 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Like voluntarily watching The Voice weird. Fuck me. I will not be able to survive this. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 2:16:33 AM EDT
[#47]
One time I was walking by a bi fold closet door wearing overalls. As I put my hand out to close the door the knob snagged on my overalls.
My forward momentum did the rest and pinched the fold in the doors onto my palm. I was probably stuck there screaming like a complete moron for 10 seconds with no concept of what just occurred. That's fairly normal right? |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 2:17:50 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How are you guys trying to save the planet today from greenhouse gases? I'm going to attend a webinar on that tomorrow. It's right after my cultural sensitivity and bias prevention training. This is to help me overcome the inherent ray-cism of my whiteness. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 3:23:06 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I accidentally manscaped too much yesterday  As long as you used a Gillette, I'll allow it. |
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Posted: 1/26/2021 3:29:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One time I was walking by a bi fold closet door wearing overalls. As I put my hand out to close the door the knob snagged on my overalls. My forward momentum did the rest and pinched the fold in the doors onto my palm. I was probably stuck there screaming like a complete moron for 10 seconds with no concept of what just occurred. That's fairly normal right? No, people dont wear overalls. |
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