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Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:02:41 PM EDT
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I’m going to shit on the floor instead of a toilet
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How are you guys trying to save the planet today from greenhouse gases?

I’m going to shit on the floor instead of a toilet

Lofl

#shitingrassforearf
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:03:52 PM EDT
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You just assumed their gender!
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I am going to start spitting in the face of every white man I see from now on.


You just assumed their gender!

I need more practice......this is all new for me.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:04:23 PM EDT
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What's the best tape for hiding my junk?

That gorilla stuff is brutal.
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PT tape.  It will stay tucked for days
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:04:44 PM EDT
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Had deer in my yard again last week. Such gentle, beautiful animals, it's a shame anybody wants to hunt them down
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I know, right?  Why can't everyone just buy their meat at the supermarket?
That way nothing has to die.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:04:44 PM EDT
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I am going to contact the CIA and make up lies about Arfcom.
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I lost all my Hawaiian Shirts in a boating accident
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:06:14 PM EDT
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You shouldn't be hiding it sister, a woman's penis is nothing to be ashamed of.  Anyone who says otherwise is an incel or a terf.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:06:38 PM EDT
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I'm cancelling my Covid vaccine appointment so more migrant farm workers and teachers can have access to it.
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No more bean soup this week
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:07:45 PM EDT
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Serious questions you theys.



Last year I joined a, uh, errr.... a certain Firearms website.  I know I know, but I figured it would be good to get to know what goes on in those Magatards minds.

The thing is, they instantly started suggesting optics made in Great land of China and multi-tools made by people who support glorious President Biden.  They even talk about football a lot.


When I joined, I assumed it would make my fake Men-struation symptoms flare up (i eat everything i'm allergic too and drink natural light during my she/her's "time" so that I can relate), but they honestly seem like pretty cool beings.  Am I being trolled?
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:11:32 PM EDT
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Its only gay if balls touch, use a paper plate between the 2 of you.

Beans or no beans




Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:13:50 PM EDT
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At any point in this 4 page shit show did anybody mention where in the media Arf is currently being discussed?
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Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:15:55 PM EDT
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I just donated $500.00 to the City of San Francisco to help the residentially challenged.
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Survival kit contents check.
In them you'll find:  One .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency chili; one drug issue containing: pot needles, meth pills, Viagra pills, Cialis pills; one miniature combination woke phrasebook and Constitution; one hundred dollars in MVIS stock; one hundred dollars in primers; nine packs of long cut Skoal; one issue of Hustler; three furry pics; three pair of Little Pony's stockings....
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:17:53 PM EDT
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Anyone have any planned parenthood coupon codes?
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Is anybody else having a problem tuning in MSNBC
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Cool, I just donated to their meth fund.
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Oh look.  A Privileged.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:18:54 PM EDT
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For those interested
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Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:19:24 PM EDT
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Hide your beer.
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You don't need a coupon comrade! Abortions are free from the government because they care about womens health!
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:20:07 PM EDT
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The problem is, normal for most arfcommers still involves a mullet and no pants...
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Fuck you. A sarong and flip flops count as pants.

I'm not so sure about kilts though. Pleats and plaid seema bit swishy to me.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:22:01 PM EDT
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Are you sure that you want me to act normal?
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Are fart jokes considered normal or esoteric? Cause if they are normal, I'll let em rip.
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Free lunch today.
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Does anyone know where I can find soy venison that's not too expensive but still fair trade and sustainable, and also preferably from a minority owned business? Has to be locally sourced and organic too.


I really want to make chili that isn't all beans and also wanted to see what the big deal is about venison but don't want to actually eat real meat.
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I'm in my basement right now, is that normal enough?
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    Our knitting club meet and greet was great this past Saturday evening. I think there are going to be a couple quilts coming for the homeless shelter.
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Lol
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:30:45 PM EDT
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Check your puppies, someones dog is out.

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Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:32:47 PM EDT
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That's so nasty... I'd much rather fuck horses. Consensually of course.
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This is completely normal and healthy.  What's disgusting is.....(sips breast milk because I read about it in Vogue).... what's disgusting is those relationships where a normal human female and male are together.  


That's so nasty... I'd much rather fuck horses. Consensually of course.



Well that escalated quickly
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And though extremists have recently been kicked off mainstream sites like Facebook and Twitter, they are still active on more esoteric platforms, such as Gab, Rocket.Chat, MeWe, Signal, Rumble, DLive, BitChute, and AR15.com, among others.


Like most journos, she got about half of it wrong.  I'm guessing it's part incompetence and part propaganda.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:37:07 PM EDT
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To the person asking about the Blizzak tires: they suck

To everyone else here: no beans
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:37:23 PM EDT
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Le pingouin est contre le mur.

Je répète

Le pingouin est contre le mur.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:38:04 PM EDT
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The plug will stay pulled next time.

Probably 6 mos or less.

No way will the left let it stay.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:38:36 PM EDT
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OK

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Fuck Savannah Guthrie.

Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:41:08 PM EDT
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The only thing I would worry about is the poodle part. They are rampant with SA. Sebaceous Adenitis. Plus poodles are Bourgeoisie.  Mutts only for the masses. Make sure you have a gray button up collar shirt.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:41:43 PM EDT
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Ate only the homeless allowed to shit on the street or can anyone do it?
Or would that be cultural appropriation?
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:44:54 PM EDT
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I don't think GD know what normal is.
Aren't we all a bunch of Dale Gribbles, Cousin Eddies, and Cletus the Slack Jawed yokel.


Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:45:03 PM EDT
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re: San Francisco Homeless

Actually your going to donate much more as it has cost 18 million per month for 11 monts  for their hotel bills. FEMA is going to reimburse the city under Xiden.
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I don't think GD know what normal is.
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That's very urban-normative, and middle class centric of you.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:52:47 PM EDT
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How about those local sports ball teams playing the season's relative game?

I hope they play well against other tribe's entertainment franchises.

Go our colors!!!

Say there's Jon. Now that COIVID has locked everyone down and the barbers are closed.

Now JON HAS A LONG MUSTACHE. I repeat JON HAS A LONG MUSTACHE.
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Excited for this weekend. Heading to Portland to link up with Antifa for some peaceful protesting! Yaaaaay!!!
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Guys, my partner (a person who menstruates) wants me to give up cycling to work, telling me being able to get up the hill near the house is masculine and a sign of toxicity.

I'm thinking of spending my tax return on an e-bike, but my period-haver wants to buy a $4000 vibrator. What should I do?

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If you even respected her, you would have bought the vibrator that she could use with her penis-supplied visitor Steve. Steve might even help you trade your bicycle for a Nintendo Switch.
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