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Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:38:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:38:37 PM EDT
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Does Pooperi in the podia hurt the water environment?
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:38:57 PM EDT
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What's the best tape for hiding my junk?

That gorilla stuff is brutal.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:39:22 PM EDT
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I make homemade soap for friends and family.

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Can you make us some non slippery soap so we can all avoid an awkward moment in the FEMA camp shower?
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:39:24 PM EDT
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I completely support Biden’s work against fracking and pipelines.

I’m working on learning how to code.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:40:16 PM EDT
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I'm reducing my post count today to save the environment from the excessive CPU cycles.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:40:47 PM EDT
[#7]
Can I pursue being a commercial pilot at 52?
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:40:55 PM EDT
[#8]
Hope everyone else is wearing two masks like me! Even at home during my 2 hour remote workday!

I can’t breathe but we’re alone in this together!
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:42:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:43:16 PM EDT
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I made chocolate chip cookies yesterday.
Do you like the blue dawn dish soap? that stuff is amazing.
I made a cat video of my snuffles meowing, its pretty funny, go to my IG page to see it!
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:43:31 PM EDT
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My fiance will not let me take her last name, im considering calling it off. How can I be with someone who supports a patriarchal sysyem?
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:43:38 PM EDT
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I feel like living as a woman, does anyone have any suggestions.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:44:05 PM EDT
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I wanna be the best commie I can be.

This place is going in my report!
Comrade Biden will hear about this!


Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:45:20 PM EDT
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I reported my neighbor for not wearing a mask while trimming shim’s hedges
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:46:36 PM EDT
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Can you make us some non slippery soap so we can all avoid an awkward moment in the FEMA camp shower?
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My soap is not for you right wingers.

You are bad people and I want you all to die dirty.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:46:54 PM EDT
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I'm just a weeb basement dweller... how do I act normal?!

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This is one of the worst things on the internet.


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post 73K
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:47:59 PM EDT
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I recommend the liberty plus all season with the new agressive insurrection tread pattern..
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:48:07 PM EDT
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I have appointed Philip as my High Counselor.
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Is he qualified?  
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:48:31 PM EDT
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Guys, my partner (a person who menstruates) wants me to give up cycling to work, telling me being able to get up the hill near the house is masculine and a sign of toxicity.

I'm thinking of spending my tax return on an e-bike, but my period-haver wants to buy a $4000 vibrator. What should I do?

Edit: I am sorry for using 'guys'. I have booked myself into the nearest re-education center.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:49:05 PM EDT
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I'm gonna contact the FBI and make up lies about all the traitors to Marxism who are members of Arfcom.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:49:20 PM EDT
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I really love heteronormative tentacle rape anime, but with traps.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:50:49 PM EDT
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I was able to buy the car in my avatar and I drove it straight to the crusher and had it removed from the planet.

I earned 150 Carbon Credits for my responsible enviromental actions.

I am up to 2000 Carbon credits after I demolished my 2500sq foot house and moved into a 200 sq foot microhouse.

My preferred pronouns are zee and xim
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:51:02 PM EDT
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I want to become a woman.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:51:59 PM EDT
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The zipper got stuck on my onsie this morning. I was so stressed that I had to find my coloring book and brew a cup of Pomegranate Chamomile Tea.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:52:36 PM EDT
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i am typing everything in lowercase from now on to save ink.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:52:38 PM EDT
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I really love heteronormative tentacle rape anime, but with traps.
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We could hang out.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:53:10 PM EDT
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How are you guys trying to save the planet today from greenhouse gases?
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Beano.  Great stuff, highly recommended.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:53:12 PM EDT
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I think Rachel Levine is hot.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:54:05 PM EDT
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The wife and I are amending our Will to bequeath everything to BLM.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:54:40 PM EDT
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Is it to late in the year for pumpkin spice?
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:54:40 PM EDT
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King ... Queen .. I can't play bridge with sexist cards any more its just not right!

Can anybody recommend a good green source for a gender neutral deck of cards?

Thank you
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:56:35 PM EDT
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Can you guys believe what a great job President Biden is doing already!!!!
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:56:48 PM EDT
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BLACK LIVES MATTER!
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:57:46 PM EDT
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Beautiful weather out here in Cali, eh...
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:58:20 PM EDT
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I am going to make my hot cocoa out of soy milk from now on.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:58:51 PM EDT
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How are you guys trying to save the planet today from greenhouse gases?
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Less cows more tofu.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:58:52 PM EDT
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I bought a low decibel rape whistle.
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For those times when your mouth says no but your body says... mmmmm ok.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:59:20 PM EDT
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Tomorrow I am going to burn our American flag.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:59:51 PM EDT
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Guns are icky

Link Posted: 1/25/2021 1:59:57 PM EDT
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Hope everyone else is wearing two masks like me! Even at home during my 2 hour remote workday!

I can’t breathe but we’re alone in this together!
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I am, but that 2nd one is really irritating my balls.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:00:04 PM EDT
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Ummmm, what seasoning for long pig?
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Degreaser.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:00:36 PM EDT
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I love the smell of hummus in the morning
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:00:45 PM EDT
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I recently surrendered my guns to the fine hard working gentleman at the BATFE. I've decided to rely on the charity of others to come to my defense.

What is the best rape whistle on the market?
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Yo mama
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:01:07 PM EDT
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I am going to start spitting in the face of every white man I see from now on.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:01:45 PM EDT
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How about those local sports ball teams playing the season's relative game?

I hope they play well against other tribe's entertainment franchises.

Go our colors!!!

Say there's Jon. Now that COIVID has locked everyone down and the barbers are closed.

Now JON HAS A LONG MUSTACHE. I repeat JON HAS A LONG MUSTACHE.
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Can’t some aspiring young communist NYTs reporter puhleeese analyze this for racist dog whistling???

Also include a pic for guilty/not guilty.  



Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:02:06 PM EDT
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This isn’t a boating forum???
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:02:13 PM EDT
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Is Dancing with the Stars still on?
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Yes, but they fired Tom Bergeron.  After the way he treated Sean Spicer, fuck him in his TDS-tainted ass.
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:02:28 PM EDT
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Is BF Goodrich KO2 a good snow tire ?
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Does it sport the tri peak emblem?
Link Posted: 1/25/2021 2:02:38 PM EDT
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I am going to start spitting in the face of every white man I see from now on.
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You just assumed their gender!
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