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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:49:34 AM EDT
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So my Amazon order of tanks from China has finally arrived in Texas? Wonder how long it will take to deliver them to my house?
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Should be pretty quick with their drone delivery option.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:49:53 AM EDT
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(Please, please, God, let someone be in Texas and in possession of a hammer right now...)


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There is nothing going on down here. Mods will you please change the topic of the post to, OP is gay and did not produce. I apologize for listening to my wife she will have her butt spanked thoroughly and I will roll around in a pile of thumbtacks for your enjoyment. The only thing that is down there is military trucks from American origin mostly 5 tons. I am embarrassed and I should not have jumped the gun that's what I get for trusting my wife. Was not trying to be a troll I humbly apologize and if it makes you feel any better I will let one of you smashed my index finger with a hammer.



(Please, please, God, let someone be in Texas and in possession of a hammer right now...)


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I'll do it.

OP, drive up to the hill country and I'll make your dreams come true. Bring wife too and I'll spank her properly.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:49:59 AM EDT
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So John doesn’t have a long mustache?
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:50:37 AM EDT
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You know, one of the worst parts about a Biden presidency is going to be four more years of this level of weapons grade stupidity.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:51:17 AM EDT
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No, he is just trying to be a fucking attention whore here. His stupid long winded responses about his wife and beating her and other stupid shit like he can’t post pics but he is going to drive down to see is beyond dumb. Some people should not start threads. This is worse than watching cnn
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True
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:52:10 AM EDT
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There has to be a tracking joke in here.
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So my Amazon order of tanks from China has finally arrived in Texas? Wonder how long it will take to deliver them to my house?


There has to be a tracking joke in here.
I was going to go for an Ambien shopping spree joke.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:52:17 AM EDT
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Yawn. We fight all the time. The Chinese? Not so much. And you think they are coming to our home turf?
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:53:15 AM EDT
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Now we're getting somewhere.


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Asian spanks in XXXL. You seen the burrito butts in San Antone???
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:53:50 AM EDT
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Chinese invading Texas? Lol
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They'll never take me alive.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:56:14 AM EDT
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These shape shifter tanks be scary .
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:57:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:57:23 AM EDT
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Pics of wife?
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:57:38 AM EDT
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Dang, didn't take FJB long to accept a border wall destruction bid.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:58:28 AM EDT
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Someone come get they mans
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 11:59:10 AM EDT
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I'm wagering it's more likely the national guard getting ready to demolish the southern border wall.  Because that's what the federal government does now.  Waste more money destroying things the previous administration spent money to build in the first place.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:00:08 PM EDT
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Oof-That title
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:02:15 PM EDT
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My Alibaba order has arrived ? They swore it would be here by Christmas.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:02:41 PM EDT
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You know, one of the worst parts about a Biden presidency is going to be four more years of this level of weapons great stupidity.



Ugh, looks like Siri has been taking stupid pills lately I guess. Thanks for the catch.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:03:02 PM EDT
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Quick! Let's all start shooting to establish dominance.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:05:05 PM EDT
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IN!

Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:05:40 PM EDT
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I'm in Galveston.  There are only two ships in port and they are not offloading commie tanks, although I wish they were.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:07:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:07:32 PM EDT
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Out of all the States in the Union and all the Ports Of Entries, pretty much the LAST place I'd choose to establish a beachhead is Galveston,Tx.
Why go the long way around and deal with Texans when you can land at San Diego or San Francisco (or pretty much anywhere on the Left Coast) and get a welcome and a escort?
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:09:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:10:50 PM EDT
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Fuck yes! Best Friday ever. Bring it.

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Holy Aerobic!
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:18:44 PM EDT
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I, for one, welcome our new Waifu overlords.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:22:22 PM EDT
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Sorry, just thought that was funny.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:23:23 PM EDT
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Based on ops tweet, our defense readiness is now defcon 2, and all subs are at periscope depth to fire.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:25:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:25:49 PM EDT
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Why would you not apply an iota of critical thinking to this bullshit?

You don't have to be Von Clausewitz to understand why shipping tanks on a commercial liner, that you offload in a port on the coast of a continent opposite of the one that is adjacent to your coastline, is too retarded even for the Chinese.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:27:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:28:55 PM EDT
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- Believes utterly stupid shit
- Can't even post a photo
- Poor grammar

OP is a tard
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:30:23 PM EDT
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I'm skeptical.

If the Chinese wanted to invade Texas, wouldn't it be easier to offload in Santa Monica and take I-10 East?  Going through the Panama Canal and then up into the Gulf seems like the long way.
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We know how to build some mean tank traps in Arizona and we have A10 fight wing based here so no, thats not going to happen.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:31:23 PM EDT
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I don't know how to do anything on this damn forum. I don't live my life on here but how do I edit my thread title
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Gimme your password, I’ll do it.

*just kidding, don’t do this. I would make you the most famous arfcommer ever though.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:31:23 PM EDT
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Don’t worry OP! We got this. Those tanks will come in handy when we secede!

%sarcasim%
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:37:19 PM EDT
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Holy shit, pic taken moments ago in front of the Galveston Panda Express!

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Damn you Ghina men!!!!

You can can only have the beef & broccoli and orange chicken after you pry it out my cold dead turds!!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:38:01 PM EDT
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Easy solution:  Build a line of fire bases at choke points and garrison them with missile defenders.  Then use stealth bombers and the particle cannon to cripple their base.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:40:25 PM EDT
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I'm trying to post a picture of it right now I'm not the most technologically-advanced in this is a shity forum for posting pictures
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It literally can’t get any easier than posting pics here, you’re just retarded.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:41:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:45:08 PM EDT
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In OP's defense, that option is not there if you don't "pay to play"

And they are now blocking some hosted images.

I used to be able to post hosted photos from my domain, but are now being blocked.

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Picture opens fine in a new tab.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:45:22 PM EDT
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Man wtf. I was all excited to leave work early and get my red dawn on.

Thanks for the blue balls OP.
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:49:27 PM EDT
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I can’t believe the thread title hasn’t been edited yet!

 Staff and mods really are busy these days.
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They are busy changing everyone's screen names
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:51:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:52:41 PM EDT
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Is the wife part made up as well?
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:53:19 PM EDT
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Did OP beat his wife yet?
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 12:54:16 PM EDT
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I’ve seen 2 documentaries about this and neither involved TX. Do Chinamen eat Mexican?  I mean I understand invading the PNW but TX?
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 1:00:16 PM EDT
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I'm in Galveston.  There are only two ships in port and they are not offloading commie tanks, although I wish they were.
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Are the banana boats in?
Link Posted: 1/22/2021 1:00:38 PM EDT
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Does this help your story OP?

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